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You couldn't lose your way out of a paper bag if you had an automatic losing machine with a losing instructor on national losing day. loser.
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lori says: (11:30:14 PM)
   you can try to learn to be cool but you will never be as cool as me

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:30:34 PM)
   then I wont try!

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:30:46 PM)
   I'll try to be the biggest loser then!

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:30:52 PM)
   so that i can be the best at something

lori says: (11:31:26 PM)
   but i thought you wanted to be cool?

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:31:58 PM)
   well if i cant be the coolest, why try at all!

lori says: (11:32:19 PM)
   but what if you can't be the biggest loser ever?

lori says: (11:32:31 PM)
   then you're just a regular loser which sucks

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:33:22 PM)
   yeah but i don't know if i can or cannot achieve being the biggest loser, if it's something I'm unsure of, I have to take it on, you already told me i cant be the coolest, so it's not worth trying for

lori says: (11:34:00 PM)
   but if you can't be the biggest loser, you are just wasting your time and energy and everyone will make fun of you for being a failure.

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:35:04 PM)
   it's fine, if i dont try, then im still going to be where i'm at anyway, it's just as bad

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:35:10 PM)
   at least i'll know for sure

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:35:13 PM)
   if i try

lori says: (11:36:36 PM)
   no way man, if you try, you're always gonna be known as the guy who tried to be the biggest loser, but failed, so then you'll just be a regular loser and your family and friends will be disappointed and will never want to see you again.

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:37:55 PM)
   well actually if i fail at trying to be the biggest loser, technically im too much of a loser because i lost at trying to succeed at being the biggest loser, thus making me a bigger loser than the biggest loser for not even being able to become the biggest loser.

lori says: (11:38:52 PM)
   that is just unpossible. it will never happen. that's just like breaking the laws of physics or something. the world would explode. or implode. or both.

Blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts. says: (11:39:43 PM)
   well since unpossible isn't a word, I think I've already defied physics.
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