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starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 10/25/2004, 9:16 pm

so many of those are faked..... people just type in jokes and send them in

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2004, 9:33 pm

the better ones include more than one person and usually some irc operation

i personally love this:

(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^)

<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/26/2004, 11:14 am

<goferdude> What's "hockey"?
<zamros> REALLY YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HOCKEY IS?
<Funk> It's like boxing, except it's on ice and there are teams

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 10/28/2004, 5:52 pm

<Tscully> Gimme a C!
<Lich> C!
<MikeB> C
< A_Flayer> C!!
<Tscully> Gimme a H!
<Lich> H!
<MikeB> H
< A_Flayer> H!
<Tscully> Gimme a EESE!
<Lich> EESE...
<MikeB> EESE!
< A_Flayer> EESE
<Tscully> Gimme a CAKE!
<Lich> CAKE!
<MikeB> CAKE
< A_Flayer> CAKE!!
*Tscully runs off with the three cakes
<Tscully> Suckers

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/28/2004, 6:11 pm

happeningfish wrote:the better ones include more than one person and usually some irc operation

i personally love this:

(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^)

<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!

I wonder if anyone here clicked that...? :lol:

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/28/2004, 6:26 pm

i tried to because a couple of the other ones refered to it, and im one curious sucker. :lol:

*shrug* the domain's suspended by the christmas island internet administration :lol:

megxyz128 · Post by **megxyz128** » 10/28/2004, 6:45 pm

trust me, your eyes are very thankful for that.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/28/2004, 6:47 pm

Very much so. Someone showed me that at school last year. :neutral:

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/28/2004, 6:54 pm

What is in those links?

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/28/2004, 7:00 pm

Try it!

Or, if that doesn't work, I'm sure a google image search for "goatse.cx" should bring it up.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/28/2004, 7:01 pm

But seriously, don't.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/28/2004, 7:01 pm

I did, it won't let me see anything, the registation is closed or something.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/28/2004, 7:01 pm

Axtech wrote:But seriously, don't.

but curiosity overwhelms me now.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/28/2004, 7:02 pm

Try google image search.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/28/2004, 7:03 pm

OH GOD!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/28/2004, 7:08 pm

:o

WHAT WAS IT/

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/28/2004, 7:13 pm

I want sulfuric acid!!!!! Oh you won't you pour sulfuric acid on my eyes? It was a man and he was bent over and it was pulling his ass apart and it was so horrible. :crying:

I need a hug or something to suppress that image.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/28/2004, 7:27 pm

I actually feel sick now. I'm not even joking, I feel like throwing up fuck.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/28/2004, 7:28 pm

You were a little to late with the deletion of those, dear God I feel ill.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/28/2004, 7:29 pm

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. heh