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happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 12:50 pm

<NightO> Jesus is coming, everyone, look busy!!
--- solicit sets ban on jesus!*@*

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 2:07 pm

<Ed> Noah's Ark, bah.
<Ed> <GOD> DUDE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE... GET A BUNCH OF ANIMALS AND SHIT. ALL OF THEM.
<crunchyfish> <God> Gotta catch 'em all!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/24/2004, 2:12 pm

Quaestor> how frequently does a question need to be asked to be considered a Frequently Asked Question?
Archon11> 7 times in the US and 11 in Canada. The European Union is considering a common number of five, but Great Britain refuses to comply and insists on using its own number, six. China does not allow questions except in Hong Kong.

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 10/24/2004, 8:55 pm

^

BAHAHA:

<Sabdo> on one of those speech-to-text programs my friend ripped ass onto the mic.
<Sabdo> and it typed out "France"
<Sabdo> we were like, wtf?

< phiber> advice: dont call a girl ugly when you have your manhood in her mouth

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/25/2004, 6:24 am

Lemme find one of my favorites...

<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2004, 6:01 pm

<Teratogen> What did the drunk say to Jesus when Jesus dropped the cross?
<@James> uh oh
<Teratogen> "You keep dropping that thing and they're gonna throw you outta the parade."
*** You have been kicked from channel #bible (that was so not funny)

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/25/2004, 6:06 pm

Though it won't ever make it to Bash.org...

<Canadian Coast Guard> Ashlee Simpson just posted on her site saying, "Ok you people know the internet, I'm going to get rid of all these videos posted on other websites, how do I delete them?"
<happeningfish> Baaaahahahahaahhahaahah
< Axtech> That's probably not really her.
< Axtech> And if it is, shouldn't she be wearing a helmet?

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/25/2004, 6:09 pm

Hooray!

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/25/2004, 6:10 pm

Damn it. Explain this...

Why is it that < Axtech > (without the spaces) doesn't show up?

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 10/25/2004, 6:11 pm

Because God hates you?

no wait.

Because Al hates you? :lol:

thirdhour · Post by **thirdhour** » 10/25/2004, 6:15 pm

Rob, i'd like to thank you for the amusement of the last few days. that site is god.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2004, 6:37 pm

anything that starts with <A or <U won't show. I'm not sure why but I've been fixing that by sticking spaces in.

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/25/2004, 6:41 pm

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2004, 6:50 pm

<@ITV|VimAtWk> oops
<@ITV|VimAtWk> just heard a kid fell off our local multi-storey car park today
<+chrisss> how high?
<@ITV|VimAtWk> high enough for some natural selection

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2004, 7:22 pm

<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
<HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ...
<Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time
<Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put aftershave on its nuts

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2004, 7:53 pm

Possibly the best thing I've ever read:

<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out.

:lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/25/2004, 9:02 pm

(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 10/25/2004, 9:05 pm

(kap) damn im gassy tonight
(kap) too bad eSmell went out of buisness
(kap) i could punish you guys forever
:lol:

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 10/25/2004, 9:07 pm

<mog> 4/f/kali, ne1 wanna cybar? omglol moms home brb
<mog> er...
<mog> that was supposed to be 14
<mog> either way
=O :lol:

closeyoureyes · Post by **closeyoureyes** » 10/25/2004, 9:07 pm

<jackie> OMG i got an A in reading!!!
<jackie> oh wait...damn it nvm...
<jackie> i read my report card wrong :/
:lol: