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I still don't think so. I mean average yes, but if she were hitting on me, I'd be like no, go home. Politely of course.
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Meh. Shes as dumb as a doorknob. If she is anything like Jessica, you can't even have a conversation with her. I don't know about you, but thats a huge turn off.
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indeed it is. I wonder who'd be able to spell or write their own name first. Paris Hilton or Jessica...
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SNL huh. losers. staying home and watching TV, i was at little woodrows!! :P
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Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Yeah well Little woodrow doesn't like you anyway, he only likes the musical little people who live among the flowers.
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it's an alright bar, but i don't care for little woodrow much either.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Prejudice against the little people eh?
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no, just that one bar
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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He's more than a bar. Little people have feelings too!
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even if that were true, i still don't care. :P
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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I cruised by her website early this morning. At 7am there were like, 500+ posts on her site just dogging the hell out of her. This was by far the best I found:

I'M QUITTING

10/23/2004 11:18:00 PM - by disgruntled bass player

this is so embarassing...she was so proud of me...my 87 year old grandmother was watching SNL when ashlee wrongfully blamed us (the band) for screwing up her song, gram was so upset that she choked on a cookie, now she's dead...thanks alot for killing gram ashlee...I friggin' quit!
<nam_kablam> I'll be naked holding a ":O" sign while pumping their door
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:lol: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

she is ugly, and you cant she shes just ugly by famous people standards because i always see women just in bars who look a lot better then her



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jessica simpson is hot, her sister = "shallow end of the gene pool"
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dude, ashley's like 47 times hotter than jess.
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maybe even 48.
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Or -48 times. As in she's uglier. As in way uglier. As in she's scary like those old ladies from that TV Show, "OLD SCARY LADIES"

Only she's younger and still uglier than her sister.
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so umm.... you guys are the same person eh?



i thought gimme shelter was Al
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woah
old scary ladies was a cool show
go fuck yourself.
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Actually no we're not the same person, as others might be able to tell you.

I'm sure the all mighty rulers of the CM can probably prove with their magic skills.
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:think:
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