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<+brx|> u know whats great about spreadsheets..?
<+brx|> ....NOTHING THEY ARE FUCKING COCKBAGS

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<niceboy19> i'm german
<Evilbert-> don't worry i won't mention the war
<niceboy19> what do you mean with that
<niceboy19> you just mentioned it
<Evilbert-> you started it
<niceboy19> i didn't
<Evilbert-> Yes you did! You invaded Poland!

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<NHBoy> I broke my G-string while fingering a minor
<rycool> ...
<NHBoy> I was trying to play Knocking on Heaven's Door.
<NHBoy> Oh well, time to buy new strings.

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<november7> 100 pts
<`red> in canada we get 200 pts for running over americans.
<november7> yea but over here your points arent worth shit

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(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(ltb): none, let them cry in the dark.

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<^wigus> fuck me
<DJ_Random> now?
<^wigus> its up to you
<DJ_Random> k
* DJ_Random looks up his book on how to "cyber"
<DJ_Random> asl???

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<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song

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(doggie^): i remember using morpheus ages back
(doggie^): everytime i searched for something i would get !!!!!!!!preteen sex piss fuck shit animals ......................... .avi
(doggie^): was very annoying
([olly]): lol
(slippy^): yeh :/
(slippy^): that movie sucked

[dream in japanese]

<Simich> omg its too hot here
<Simich> and yes, hot in canada, and no, my igloo is not melting
<Simich> BECAUSE I DONT HAVE ONE
<Simich> BITCHES
<[Evil]Zen> O.o
<Rhodz> heh, we dont insult simich about being canadian so he insults himself then lashes out at us

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<[sPaG]> I USED TO LISTEN TO NSYNC WHEN THEY WERE UNDERGROUND

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^

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<chobits41> You know that big mall in Edmonton has three fully working submarines.
<chobits41> the Canadain Navy has two.
<@Airs> lol
<chobits41> So if war ever broke out in that mall ... they'd never make it past the Gap.

[dream in japanese]

<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes
<Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up
<Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite
<Mr_E> if there was such thing
<Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then
<w|zzy> it is your celery
<Mr_E> excuse me?
<logicalentity> hehe
<logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT

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(@`H4X0R`) Rape is such a negative term, I think we should call it "suprise sex"

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DANIEL: I found a site called SparePartsWarehouse. Being that I'm stupid, I failed to check ResellerRatings or any such thing. My dad ordered a new keyboard from them. $70, I believe. Two days later it gets here, it's not a keyboard. It's a hinge. No, I'm not kidding. They sent a goddamn hinge.

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<GauHelldragon> haha
<GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories
<GauHelldragon> and we got "R"
<GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words associated with exercise"
<GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3

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* kenny has joined #php
* kenny quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<tractor> omg peer killed kenny
<therealpro> that bastard

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LMFAO:

<sideburns> they opened a restaurant a few blocks away
<sideburns> it's a lesbian restaurant
<.UncleGivey> HAHAHAHA
<sideburns> err... lebanese
<.UncleGivey> "Hey honey, there's that new restaurant down the street... feel like eating out?"

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Nikki!


<nikki> can you tell me what a clitoris is because someone is asking me about mine and I don't know what the hell it is

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<@toe2toe> it just really amazes me how fucking dumb george w bush is
<@toe2toe> see the paper yesterday
<@toe2toe> "george bush getting frustrated at UN"
<@toe2toe> wheres the headline : "WORLD GETTING FRUSTRATED WITH FUCK TARD IN WHITE HOUSE"