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Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/23/2004, 2:28 pm

It's great how addictive this site is.

Long Jonny · Post by **Long Jonny** » 10/23/2004, 3:57 pm

i liked this one...

<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

Soozy · Post by **Soozy** » 10/23/2004, 3:57 pm

I wanna know the hub quotes that were rejected.

Post by **xjsb125** » 10/23/2004, 4:15 pm

Nikki, you should make your own thread of hub quotes. I think you have a plenty in your notepad hall of fame. :nod:

namkablam · Post by **namkablam** » 10/23/2004, 4:34 pm

I think I submitted these ones a long time ago:

<nikki4982> we had a club called "TATU"
<nam_kablam> was it full of lesbians?

<nikki4982> i'm trying to decide whether i like pink or green nerds more
<nikki4982> i think i like the green ones more
<nam_kablam> what a complicated life you live

<kyks17> i dunt want ur sig on my ass
<nam_kablam> why not? mark my terrority :O
<nikki4982> hahahahah
<kyks17> :O my ass is ur territory?!
<nam_kablam> that didn't come out right
<kyks17> hahahaha no it did not
<nam_kablam> please ignore it

<kyks17> BAH i dropped half my bagel
<Reijin> 5 second rule
<Reijin> pick it up
<Reijin> its still good
<kyks17> :*(****
<Reijin> unless you dropped it on like...dirt
<kyks17> no i dropped it in stuff
<Reijin> like what?
<kyks17> like boric acid
<Reijin> oh. alright then.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 4:36 pm

I found another for Campbell:

<chrisj> american kids are all "oh gee mom I didn't mean to take a tip of dads bud light while he wasn't looking. i'll never get drunk again, I swear"
<chrisj> and australian kids are all
<chrisj> "AHH CHEERS CUNTS, GIVE US A SQUIRT FROM YOUR GOON BAG, DAD... AHHH CHEERS CUNT"

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 4:53 pm

Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/23/2004, 5:22 pm

tampons
thumbtacs
:lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 6:14 pm

tampax / thumbtacks :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 9:54 pm

< Arwen`> maybe she hates clubs because she's ugly.
<jasong> maybe she hates clubs because she's a seal

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:03 pm

<[[tom]]> this game is damn addictive...
<xcon6> minesweeper?
<[[tom]]> final fantasy x
<xcon6> same thing

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:06 pm

<EmpressMay> When I was 5, I was in Radio Shack's battery club.
<RegEdit> The first rule about battery club is you do not talk about battery club.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:06 pm

<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January.
<Tenchi147> it is
<Tenchi147> in japan...
<Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025
<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America.
<Tenchi147> it is
<Tenchi147> in canada
<Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:07 pm

ok someone stop me please :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:08 pm

no? okay

*** Joins: azninvazn
[mcgruff] [mp3] abba - dancing queen @ 192 kbps
[owner] now playing: geri halliwell - it's rainin' men.mp3
[owner] you just got one-upped gruff
[azninvazn] i don't know how i mistyped '#513' as '#mp3sforqueers', but i'm getting the fuck out of here
*** Parts: azninvazn
[mcgruff] ^5

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/23/2004, 10:09 pm

lmao "It's like 1805 in Canada" :lol:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:11 pm

^i know

<mizery> woot, I so got owned
<mizery> my laptop is dead
< aabnusar> ?
<Rhodz> MOUTH TO HARD DICK RESUSCITATION
* aabnusar laughs at mizery
<Rhodz> lol
<Rhodz> HARD DISK
<Rhodz> LMAO
<Rhodz> omfg
< aabnusar> lol
<Rhodz> wow what a typo to make

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:13 pm

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops
<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window
<d|syztem> what the FUCK

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 10/23/2004, 10:19 pm

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/23/2004, 10:22 pm

Ahahah

<herk> wait'll i put out my hip hop album
<chrissyb0> i can see it now
<chrissyb0> "Im herschel i get all the bitches i want, i can make a
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