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The weird wild wacky world wide web thread.

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I've been around the internet a damn long time. In fact half my life, has been spent perusing the world wide web encountering many weird wild and wacky things. As it would be, not everyone has been around as long as I, and therefore probably haven't seen half the things I have. Of course with the web being as it is, there's probably a crap load of things that you guys have seen that I haven't. That aside, I thought I'd dedicate this thread to the amusing world of the internet. Inspired by this thread, I've decided to share the weird and wacky stuff that I've encountered along the way. Some of this you may have seen, other stuff you may not have. Feel free to make your own additions to this thread.

So without further ado, here are my top 10 classic internet finds. (they also have longetivity)

At number 10, SCAMPI IVE SEEN THINGS, I'VE SEEN THEM WITH MY EYES...

9. Rock Paper SADDAM PEN MISSILE!!!

Number 8 goes to The Space Robots Do you have stairs in YOUR house?

SE7EN. End of the World FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!!

NUMBER SIX!!! DIPLOMACY FUCK!

QUINZ! And heading the top 5. The XIAOXIAO series Internactive and non interactive stick figure goodness.

4GONADS AND STRIFE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

3BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

2BANANA PHONE Its cellular modular interactive-odular

And the number 1 piece of internet flash...

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US Self explanatory really :P

After my comp finishes its virus scan, I'll put up my fav flash games and vid links.
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Moved! :P
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i dont have time to find the links right now, but all the group x stuff, and the Gay Bar definitely belong on here
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=20935 <- Mario Twins (music by Group X)
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Paper Rock Saddam was one of my all time favorites. "Tiger Claw" is now a regular joke between me and the dairy department manager. :D
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GONADS AND STRIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Axtech wrote:Moved! :P


Which forum did i stick it in? It was ~3am when i typed it up.
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Oooh... *finds CM classics*

chin2.mpeg

Yatta!

(I'm very sad to see that the thread those two were in is now long gone... I know there were a few more crazy links in there, too.)

The Subserviant Chicken

WTFOMG!!!

And of course...

Mac Killed My Inner Child
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<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
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I told the subservient chicken to do an impression of the president and it started pretending to use a thighmaster!
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i hate that chicken.
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engrish.com
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nikki4982 wrote:WTFOMG!!!


*has a seizure*

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that's my favourite one :nod:
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xcinminspiderx wrote:
nikki4982 wrote:WTFOMG!!!


*has a seizure*

:uh:


I'll second that.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf
Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
Forever

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Bahahhaaha. That is soooo cool with all the lights out. :\
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starseed_10 wrote:i hate that chicken.

I showed Monkey the chicken today... he was scared and hid behind me then closed the IE window as soon as I took my hands off the laptop. :lol:
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"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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