Let's Bomb McDonald's

Korzic · Post by **Korzic** » 10/20/2004, 9:08 am

i was going to ask why you were still working at McDonalds. They pay bugger all rates.

tasha · Post by **tasha** » 10/20/2004, 6:36 pm

i didn't know mac sauce was a secret. lol
and the way the food is made isn't particularly gross. it's just.. expired sometimes. haha

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/20/2004, 8:24 pm

Ok, see, that counts as gross as far as I'm concerned.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/20/2004, 8:43 pm

Tell them the stories of the "rat tooth burgers" or other such ones. Their true. Back when my mom worked in an insurance office, people came in with claims of finding rat teeth in the burgers from macdonalds.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/20/2004, 8:44 pm

Did I ever tell you people about the bloody finger condom incident?

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 10/20/2004, 8:45 pm

No, but please do.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/20/2004, 9:00 pm

No, I think I'd rather have you all use your imagination.

Just know that someone, somewhere, probably wound up with a condom full of blood in their sandwhich.

gravity · Post by **gravity** » 10/20/2004, 9:47 pm

its thousand island dressing with mayo and relish.....

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/20/2004, 11:37 pm

tasha wrote:and the way the food is made isn't particularly gross. it's just.. expired sometimes. haha

Rusty wrote:Tell them the stories of the "rat tooth burgers" or other such ones. Their true. Back when my mom worked in an insurance office, people came in with claims of finding rat teeth in the burgers from macdonalds.

joe_canadian wrote:Just know that someone, somewhere, probably wound up with a condom full of blood in their sandwhich.

Ahhhh, being a vegetarian does have some lovely advantages. :evil:

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/21/2004, 1:00 am

I make veggie burgers too, Nikki. :thumbs:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/21/2004, 7:48 am

Errrr.... non-vegetarians are not FORCED to eat at McDonald's, Nikki :lol:

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/21/2004, 7:12 pm

You clearly haven't met the management at my store. :uh:

Sonya · Post by **Sonya** » 10/21/2004, 8:18 pm

Let's check Snopes for any interesting fast food stories.

Aah, yes.

The Mayo, the Rat, KFC, the eyeballs, the Shakes, the chocolate milk, and finally, my personal favourite, the Penis.

Yes, I know they're all fake, but just knowing that these stories are passed around kept me from going to fast food places for over a year and a half, and counting.

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hpdfk · Post by **hpdfk** » 10/21/2004, 9:16 pm

You can't bomb McDonald's without a plan to win the peace!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/21/2004, 10:32 pm

Sonya wrote:and finally, my personal favourite, the Penis.

You just don't hear that often enough, do you? :lol:

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/21/2004, 11:01 pm

happeningfish wrote:Errrr.... non-vegetarians are not FORCED to eat at McDonald's, Nikki

Yeah, but there's a much lesser chance of me eating a burger at McDonald's and finding body parts in it. :lol:

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 10/21/2004, 11:37 pm

Unless I personally lace every tenth item of vegetarian food in the great state of New Jersey with some kind of animal appendage or organ.

Which I am totally not doing.

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/22/2004, 3:48 am

gavtodd71 · Post by **gavtodd71** » 10/22/2004, 2:21 pm

joe_canadian wrote:Unless I personally lace every tenth item of vegetarian food in the great state of New Jersey with some kind of animal appendage or organ.

Which I am totally not doing.

you scare me sometimes

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/22/2004, 2:54 pm

Yeah, li'l bit.