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Kif is one of my favourite characters on the show.

(Kif reading from a book of pick-up lines Zapp gave him):

Kif: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?"
Amy: "What!?"
Leala: "Lieutenant Kroker!"
Kif: "Oh! Uh! Ahem! I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
Amy: "Kif!?"


Leela: "What planet is this anyway?"
Brannigan: "I 'unno. This whole sector is uncharted."
Kif: "It is *not* uncharted. You lost the chart."
Brannigan: *rubs hands* "Well, nothing to do now but repopulate the human race. Just me and you." *whispers* "And maybe you".


Amazon: "Here live vengeful all-knowing leader. She decide mans fates."
Fry: "Is she hot?"
Amazon: "That not important. She all-knowing"
Fry: "In other words: No." *club smack* "Oww!"


Leela: "Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram her to let them go."
Bender: "Maybe you can interface with my ass! By biting it!"


Ahh, such a great episode! :lol:
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Kif = :love:
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Bender pwns that show...and so does Dr. Zoidberg
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Zoidberg (trying on new shells): This one's like a summer guy!
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I think my favorite thing from Futurama ever was... actually... *looks up exact quote*

Hyper-Chicken wrote:Now Pramala I know it's scary in that there witness box but, t'ain't no need to fear me. [He clucks. Pramala flinches.] I'm sorry I thought you was corn. Now, would you please point at that robot over there. [She points. The court gasps.] No further questions. [He walks off, sits down and opens his briefcase. There are 9 chicks inside.] Daddy done good!

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:lol: The "Aahm sawry, Ahh thought you was coowrn." part gets me EVERY time. :lol: :lol:
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Kif and Amy kiss, then Amy gets up and leaves.

Kif: Dear diary, I just made love for the second time.


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