The CM Wedding Of The Year

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/27/2004, 10:02 pm

You are cordially invited to Jonathon and Alex's ridiculous drunken love child of a wedding.

Date yet to be set, but so far we have:

Flower girl - Johnathan

Secret scandalous affair - Joshy

Maiden of honour - Susan

Bridesmaids - Boots, Melissa

Embarrassing drunken guest who professes desire to bone the bride (wednesdays) during his toast at the reception - Reno

Who else wants in?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 9/27/2004, 10:05 pm

Does the secret scandalous affairee get to do voodoo on the groom?

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/27/2004, 10:06 pm

No, but he gets to do the bride in the broom closet just before the ceremony.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 9/27/2004, 10:07 pm

I want in.. as it were.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/27/2004, 10:08 pm

I'm gonna need some bridesmaids here. Hmmm.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 9/27/2004, 10:08 pm

pick me!

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 9/27/2004, 10:11 pm

who you marrying? :wtf:

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/27/2004, 10:11 pm

*picks you*

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 9/27/2004, 10:12 pm

Make it snappy people! I've got her to do!

Ahh.. We've got lots to do!

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/27/2004, 10:12 pm

I should pick Boots too before she comes in here and yells at me.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 9/27/2004, 10:12 pm

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/27/2004, 10:12 pm

Bandalero wrote:who you marrying?

Jonathon.

Maybe I should have clarified this earlier..

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 9/27/2004, 10:13 pm

yeah marry boots, i'll just be the guy on the side.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/27/2004, 10:14 pm

I'm not marrying boots, she's a bridesmaid. And guy on the side is Joshy already... but you can be the embarassing drunken man at the reception who professes his love to the bride during his toast, if you want!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 9/27/2004, 10:17 pm

What else can I do?

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 9/27/2004, 10:18 pm

but i don';t love you. in fact you were all over me a couple of nights ago. i'm you manwhore who provides a service to you on wednesdays.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 9/27/2004, 10:18 pm

Oh, you'll be busy enough trying to keep your dress from flying up.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 9/27/2004, 10:19 pm

You say that like its a bad thing :roll:

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 9/27/2004, 10:20 pm

i don't wear a dress.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/27/2004, 10:21 pm

happeningfish wrote:I should pick Boots too before she comes in here and yells at me.

YAH YOU BEST BE PICKING ME!