The Dom, Claire, Rusty n' Emily Thread

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:25 pm

and i will name the new snail:

Mortimer the XVIII :O

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:25 pm

not because there were 17 other mortimers. but rather, because being the 2nd is no fun.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:25 pm

not because there were 17 other mortimers. but rather, because being the 2nd is no fun.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:25 pm

:O double post!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:26 pm

it was an accident!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:30 pm

i need something to do. i'm bored.

no one's on msn!!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:30 pm

how come i'm tired, but not sleepy!?!?!?!?!?!?!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:42 pm

anyways, as i was saying, cows can clearly be traced back to marmalade.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:43 pm

one day orange marmalade said to cream cheese "you are my mortal enemy! you are stealing my toast and keeping people from eating my yummy goodness"

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:44 pm

cream cheese replied "nuh-uh! if you were so yummy good, people wouldn't buy me!"

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:45 pm

to which orange marmalade responded "no! you just have better marketing."

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:45 pm

and cream cheese conceided that point.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:48 pm

however....the rivalry didn't end there!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:49 pm

cream cheese decided to sabatoge orange marmalade to ensure future dominance of the toast-spread market!

(jelly and jam and peanut butter of course all had been eliminated by default. because they all had malaria)

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:52 pm

cream cheese spread a nasty rumour about orange marmalade containing smallpox...and worse yet, toothpaste! :gasp:

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:53 pm

*i mean,

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:54 pm

as sales fell, marmalade had a gut instinct that cream cheese was to blame!

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 10:54 pm

the question was: how to prove it??

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:01 pm

so orange marmalade went on a quest that took him through produce, canned goods, and finally, to the bakery, where he could ask bread once and for all which spread was best.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 9/18/2004, 11:04 pm

he approached the breads and timidly said "excuse me?"