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it was a victim of stupidity.
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

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so then some guy came along and locked the thread...
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wtf am i doing in here?!
go fuck yourself.
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giving medical advice.
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One day, Mr.Hoppity was swimming down the street. He came to a marshmellow tree, and...
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and hung himself. The End
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:GASP:
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But then the frog realized that he was rather accident prone...sort of like Johnathan. He wasn't successful in the near suicide.
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So he wanted to see what acid tasted like, so he gargled with some H2SO4. Then he died
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So the froggy paramedics came to see if they can revive the frog.
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They failed. The End
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The frog then went to froggy heaven.

Queens Of The Stone Age-Someone's In The Wolf

Once you're lost in twillights's blue
You don't find your way, the way finds you...

Tempt the fates, beware the smile
It hides all the teeth, my dear,
What's behind them...

So glad you could stay
Forever

He steps between the trees, a crooked man
There's blood on the blade
Don't take his hand

You warm by the firelight, in twilight's blue
Shadows creep & dance the walls
He's creeping too..

So glad you could stay
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Not before he wasted rusty. THE END!
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Chanandler Bong wrote:and hung himself. The End


:mad: :( :cry:

*kills you*
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That doesnt work on me dear. :heythere:
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Oh, but it does!
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the soul of the frog returned and decided to live in johnathan's body. so johnathan's soul was devoured by the angry frog spirit.
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Once again ladies, I am too powerfull to be harmed
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talk about a story that wouldn't die? :mad: :evil:

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i still have no clue how i got into the story
go fuck yourself.
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