Let's Tell A Story

Tattooed Angels · Post by **Tattooed Angels** » 8/23/2004, 1:32 pm

I'm bored. I know we use to have a story thread at one time. This should be fun. Especially with the imagination of people on here. Here is how to do it. Each person post 2-3 lines continuing where the post before left off to make a story.

Taylor(female) and Joe were at the drive in catching the lastest Spiderman movie when out of nowhere.....

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 8/23/2004, 1:40 pm

Taylor(female) jumped up and yelled "WHO THE HELL GOES TO THE DRIVE IN?!" and stormed off. This left Joe sitting in his pimp-mobile watching a terrible movie all alone. What was he to do? Go Fly-fishing that what! So Joe drove off and...

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/23/2004, 2:17 pm

...decided to pick up a hooker at the next town over.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/23/2004, 2:30 pm

The hooker(kaitlyn-female) got in the car and asked Joe what he wanted. Joe answered....

Post by **xjsb125** » 8/23/2004, 3:37 pm

..."a trick-ass ho to fly fish with." With that said, the gutter slut and Joe made their way to a small stream to do some fly fishin'.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/23/2004, 3:44 pm

Whilst fly fishing Joe and his trampy friend saw something pink in the water. Upon closer inspection it turned out to be....

half jill · Post by **half jill** » 8/23/2004, 4:04 pm

Maria in her new pink shirt! She was looking for her pet frog who had escaped earlier. When she noticed these 2 strange people approaching...

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/23/2004, 4:15 pm

...Joe and Kaitlyn decided to help Maria find her pet frog. While searching a swarm of flying monkeys descended and carried Kaitlyn the hooker away.

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 8/23/2004, 5:19 pm

They didn't pay too well, but it was a good time.

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 8/23/2004, 5:54 pm

Joe and Maria decided to adopt the frog together and start a little family. They thought Kaitlyn was dead and never spoke of her again. Then one day..

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/23/2004, 5:59 pm

Kaitlyn reappered(sp) with her army of monkeys. She had been made queen of the flying monkeys after the kidnapped her. Kaitlyn wanted the money Joe owed her...

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 8/23/2004, 7:31 pm

But Joe wouldnt pay up, so Kaitlyn ordered her flock of monkeys to rip Joes arms off but Joe...

Side note: If I recall, the last story thread died a quick death and was only kept alive by yours truely. Lets hope that doesnt happen again. We all know how painful the last story was.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 8/23/2004, 7:53 pm

...decided to sex up the monkeys instead. Then...

ps. DONT DISS THE LAST STORY!! :mad:

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 8/23/2004, 8:23 pm

...Kaitlyn and Maria got into a huge cat fight and started attacking each other....

SIDE NOTE: this is too great, i was actually thinking of making a thread like this but i didn't think people would go for it

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 8/23/2004, 10:33 pm

when a giant loberster ate the potatoes from mars and got leporsy! earth was thus destroyed and the lobster...

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 8/23/2004, 11:18 pm

Awoke from his odd dream to find he was in a tank in the Red Lobster on Lansdowne St. This made him feel glad the world wasn't destroyed, but sad that he would soon be eaten. To combat his mixed emotions he...

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 8/23/2004, 11:21 pm

discovered the meaning of life and composed a polka, only to end up...

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 8/24/2004, 12:45 am

somewhere off the coast of French Guyenna wearing only his sneakers

starseed_10 · Post by **starseed_10** » 8/24/2004, 12:46 am

and a smallish hat

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 8/24/2004, 1:07 am

which was the ultimate cause of his death. but the little girl who found his sneakers...