be back in i don't know

[nikki4982]

we saw some people, and they were dressed up and wearing suspenders. and the girls were wearing things on their heads.

who are those people, they're like amish but they all got out of a big assed chevy van. had a hard time staring.

Sounds like Mennonites to me. Could be wrong, though.




Oh, and, you call people in those states "yankees"?

[Odio La Cabra]

okay...couple of questions

YOU BASTARDS LEFT THE DAMN NEWSPAPERS OUT IN THE YARD!!!

a few coments about this trip:

oh yeah, and don't believe the caution signs with the deer on them, there's not a godamn thing alive out there. might as well sell it to new mexico.

truck stops can be cool
truck stops can suck ass

one thing is for sure, that godamn atlas that our insurance agent gave us sucks donkey nuts.

don;t trust the gas gauge on said civic, with a full tank you can go 380 miles, (although i personally think you can make a full 400 if you go 65 the whole way) don't get brave after traveling 300 miles and your needle on the godamn gauge says you still got 1/2 a tank. that 85 octane fucks it up i'm almost positive of that.

from colorado up to the north, there's a shitload of roads that either go down steep hills, make ridiculous turns and twists and curves, or do both at the same time. for the love of god people straighten out your roads, i'm from the plains we don't need that kind of shit. add the wind and it makes for a tough drive.

wyomming. good lord there's alot of hicks there. it was a nightmare. instead of football stadiums in every town, i saw roping/rodeo places.

do not eat at the mexican restraunt there though, it's no where near authentic.

oh and for the first time ever i had a jones soda in this area. Jones soda is not Reno Rican Approved.

do not for the love of all that is good inthis world take the north east exit out of that damn park at night. THAT scared the shit out of me. holy fucking hell.

north dakoda, y'all alright. the motal 6 in Rapid City however.....SUCKS!!! because of you i missed the Gatti fight. i will never forgive you.

Mt. Rushmore - cool

one more thing you yankees need to know. i drove slow on this trip intentionally. because you bastards come to Texas with your big assed RV's and campers and shit like that and drive slow down here. so that's for you you lush asses!!!

G'night Monkey!

okay...first off...why diddnt you just steal the sign? no one would have noticed!

second: You kidding me! truck stop are awesome! specially when your bus breaks down a mile from one and the vice princapal has to hike it back to use the pay phone

third: man ive been noticing for years that there was something wrong with that atlas. just could never place it

fourth: he tried to strand you in the middle of hicksville diddnt he?

fifth: turns up noth are fun. i like them.

sixth:did you ask the hicks in wyoming if they ate their own young?

seventh: yeah don't eat mexican food up north. big no-no...and thats just cause i've traveld to north texas and checked so the only good placed have obviouly gotta be in or south of san antonio

eighth: why shouldent i take the north east exit out of yellow stone at night?

ninth: You hate Motel 6...hehe

tenth: reno now they're gonna follow you home in their RV and camp in that little area next to the yard that says "No Parking!"

oh and i almost forgot...lay offa the jones soda! you dont know whats in it!

you should have put a confederate flag in the window...hehehe

[Bandalero]

we saw some people, and they were dressed up and wearing suspenders. and the girls were wearing things on their heads.

who are those people, they're like amish but they all got out of a big assed chevy van. had a hard time staring.

Sounds like Mennonites to me. Could be wrong, though.

Oh, and, you call people in those states "yankees"?

no, i just call them crazies. taking a hair pin turn at 50 mph is just insane.

it was a big ass chevy van, 3500 series, and it was black, pure 100% black, like something the president might ride in. it was scary.

[Bandalero]

okay...couple of questions

okay...first off...why diddnt you just steal the sign? no one would have noticed!

second: You kidding me! truck stop are awesome! specially when your bus breaks down a mile from one and the vice princapal has to hike it back to use the pay phone

third: man ive been noticing for years that there was something wrong with that atlas. just could never place it

fourth: he tried to strand you in the middle of hicksville diddnt he?

fifth: turns up noth are fun. i like them.

sixth:did you ask the hicks in wyoming if they ate their own young?

seventh: yeah don't eat mexican food up north. big no-no...and thats just cause i've traveld to north texas and checked so the only good placed have obviouly gotta be in or south of san antonio

eighth: why shouldent i take the north east exit out of yellow stone at night?

ninth: You hate Motel 6...hehe

tenth: reno now they're gonna follow you home in their RV and camp in that little area next to the yard that says "No Parking!"

oh and i almost forgot...lay offa the jones soda! you dont know whats in it!

you should have put a confederate flag in the window...hehehe

1. the old man wouldn't let me

2. truck stops are dirty and the bathrooms smell like urine and the seats are always wet. now wendy's, that place always has a clean shitter.

3. the old one is awsome, the new one we got before we left sucks ass.

4. instead of 87 octane like we have here in Texas, those guys got 85 octane. not cool at all.

5. turns up north suck ass, especially at night.

6. no, i'm sure they don't because then they'd be exctinct.

7. yeah this place had mexicans, it was even run by mexicans, i thought for sure, this was a sweat deal. they put bar-b-q sauce on my enchiladas.

8. it sucks. too many turns, too many biker bars, and the hills are just ridiculous.

9. i hate that one in particular the most.

10. thats when i get the gun and start blasting geriatrics like the holy gone wrong.

Jones Soda is awsome, i should have bought more.