Your Viking Name

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 7/23/2004, 10:29 am

http://www.thequarter.org/Media/VikingName.php

Your Viking Name is...

Jón Bearmangler
Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving

8-)

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 7/23/2004, 10:54 am

Jódís Sheeptipper
(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Jódís Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. Unlike most Vikings, you don't have a quick temper; you tend to think about your actions before you undertake them. Sometimes you think too long. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always behind your back, either.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

:puppyeyes:

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 7/23/2004, 10:57 am

Your Viking Name is...
Kaðlín Quickjaw
(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Kaðlín Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

:lol:

sandsleeper · Post by **sandsleeper** » 7/23/2004, 11:25 am

Kaðlín Goatsmasher

i like the Kaðlín part.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 7/23/2004, 11:35 am

Hey, I really am a quarter Viking!

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 7/23/2004, 11:46 am

Your Viking Name is...
Melkorka Swifthawk
(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Melkorka Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 7/23/2004, 12:12 pm

Sæuðr Shieldsmasher

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings would consider you "one of the guys" if you were a guy. (But even though you're a woman, they still think you're all right.)

People who've known you for a while don't always trust your word. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

I like the Shieldsmasher part.

and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 7/23/2004, 12:47 pm

Jósurr Quickthews
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

Badass.
From this day forth you shall all refer to me as Jósurr.
I know I'll be calling Melissa Melkorka forever now. :lol:

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 7/23/2004, 12:57 pm

joe_canadian wrote:I know I'll be calling Melissa Melkorka forever now.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 7/23/2004, 1:00 pm

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 7/23/2004, 1:04 pm

Jósurr Ferretstomper

Your Viking Personality: The tougher Vikings might let you on the boat, but generally only when they need ballast. Both your friends and your enemies think you're a little weird. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings can find one or two good qualities in you, but that's about it.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 7/23/2004, 1:25 pm

xoNoDoubt69 wrote:
joe_canadian wrote:I know I'll be calling Melissa Melkorka forever now.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 7/23/2004, 1:29 pm

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 7/23/2004, 1:36 pm

Why are you angry Melkorka?

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 7/23/2004, 1:37 pm

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 7/23/2004, 2:22 pm

Niðbjörg Faintheart

(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Niðbjörg Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: The other Vikings let you come on raids with them, but only because they think it's hilarious to watch you try to handle a sword. Unlike most Vikings, you don't have a quick temper; you tend to think about your actions before you undertake them. Sometimes you think too long. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

If you ever tried to make a voyage in a Viking longboat, you would die. Either from seasickness, or from your shipmates throwing you overboard into shark-infested waters. Vikings make fun of you all the time. Not always behind your back, either.

People tend to treat you like a doormat, generally because they know they can get away with it. Other Vikings would be calling you "tree-hugging hippie peacenik" if the phrase had been invented.

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/23/2004, 3:38 pm

Reistr Madhorse
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 7/23/2004, 3:44 pm

Your Viking Name is...
Kolfinna Ironhorse
(Well, actually, that wouldn't really be your name -- since you're female, your name would be something like "Kolfinna Björnsdottir". But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)

Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking, or at least you would be if you were male. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser women. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

*kills rusty* am i a viking now?!?!

Rusty · Post by **Rusty** » 7/23/2004, 3:46 pm

:O you can't kill me!!! i'm one of the guys

beautiful liar · Post by **beautiful liar** » 7/23/2004, 3:48 pm

well i'm tactless and people respect me! so stay dead *stabs*