The pornolizer
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The pornolizer
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The 2nd Annual "Spunksupper" Oskar Smoochs
A variety of fingerfucks will be handed out by Bob "Son of a whore" Rock! Guest assfucks ranging from Chris "Bust-a-Cunt" Eacrett to Captain "Afterburner" Planet.
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Apperently "Naveed" doesn't exist. The name of our lady peace's first cd release was "titty fucked." Here is its tracklisting:
The fucking Birdman
excerpt:
Hopelessly the man sucks to feed your day
Once he was there you never spewed back
How do you think that his words might just fade away
He farted deep throats enough so you let him in and now you'll pay
I can't see him but he's spanking my thoughts
Supersatellite
excerpt:So I quick, quick
I can't focus in
On the assfucking lies in his head
Fucked
excerpt:I aardvarked to find why the world wasn't fisting
It's darker as we end this ride
I've fallen back under the squirting equator
We're back inside , we're back inside
Hope
excerpt:If you can't be there I know it's best that
Deep throating is denied
If you can't be there I know it's best that
Everyone change cuntlapps
Sucked
excerpt:Brother are you there?
Now tell me is it wonderful
Or were you motherfucking to find, hoping to find, fingerfucking a ballbusting little more?
Climbing down the entering fomps and I need to know now
Do the pecking unclefucks of time only rule this chapter
Dirty "Dickwad" Plows
exceprt:Dirty walls, dirty squirts, dirty asslicks, dirty
So you've been plagued, but is everything okay boy
But let it go
I cannot bear the shallow words they throw yeah
It's that ballbusting oh that you will not have to employ
It's that smacking that you will not
It's got to go, it's got to go
Dirty walls, dirty walls, dirty walls, dirty
Dirty fomps, dirty thrusts, dirty fingerfucks, dirty
Spanked
excerpt: It's only the balling third hour, my conscience ballbusts
But deep throating reminds me that you lied, yeah you lied
What about the consequences?
This can't be right
Somewhere, somehow
We've been denied
Hand in hand we walk blind
Fingering, defending while our aardvarks are tied
Is "Dirk Diggler" It Safe?
excerpt:She's wanking backwards,
She's spun around her smacks are ringing loud and loud and loud
She's on her knees
Please understand its fistfucks
This man, he must bend
Julia
excerpt:And dripped is advice to you and all you do was fake it
Mother, and she's only yours tonight, mother,
Oh she never enters, mother,
But I know there's hurt inside, mother, Julia
Fistfucking in her own spews,
She's gamahucheing the past to stay behind
A jerking black cat in the screwing night,
And there's a black cat in that sky, sky
Under "The-Champ" Zenith
excerpt: Maybe they'll come back again maybe they've all gone
One day you'll find me titty fucking this message strong
Under your feet oh the city enters
And down so far the ground is sky
Neon "Ballbuffer" Banging
excerpt:It's so fingerfucking and so wonderful
It magically thrusts for you, and you
Big neon crossing it showed me the way
Big neon crossing, it banged my soul today
Don't you worry and don't be afraid
Does it send you to the smooching world wanking
Where there is spoken word that I can't taste
So I'm the unclefucking liar, I'm the spanking liar
The fucking Birdman
excerpt:
Hopelessly the man sucks to feed your day
Once he was there you never spewed back
How do you think that his words might just fade away
He farted deep throats enough so you let him in and now you'll pay
I can't see him but he's spanking my thoughts
Supersatellite
excerpt:So I quick, quick
I can't focus in
On the assfucking lies in his head
Fucked
excerpt:I aardvarked to find why the world wasn't fisting
It's darker as we end this ride
I've fallen back under the squirting equator
We're back inside , we're back inside
Hope
excerpt:If you can't be there I know it's best that
Deep throating is denied
If you can't be there I know it's best that
Everyone change cuntlapps
Sucked
excerpt:Brother are you there?
Now tell me is it wonderful
Or were you motherfucking to find, hoping to find, fingerfucking a ballbusting little more?
Climbing down the entering fomps and I need to know now
Do the pecking unclefucks of time only rule this chapter
Dirty "Dickwad" Plows
exceprt:Dirty walls, dirty squirts, dirty asslicks, dirty
So you've been plagued, but is everything okay boy
But let it go
I cannot bear the shallow words they throw yeah
It's that ballbusting oh that you will not have to employ
It's that smacking that you will not
It's got to go, it's got to go
Dirty walls, dirty walls, dirty walls, dirty
Dirty fomps, dirty thrusts, dirty fingerfucks, dirty
Spanked
excerpt: It's only the balling third hour, my conscience ballbusts
But deep throating reminds me that you lied, yeah you lied
What about the consequences?
This can't be right
Somewhere, somehow
We've been denied
Hand in hand we walk blind
Fingering, defending while our aardvarks are tied
Is "Dirk Diggler" It Safe?
excerpt:She's wanking backwards,
She's spun around her smacks are ringing loud and loud and loud
She's on her knees
Please understand its fistfucks
This man, he must bend
Julia
excerpt:And dripped is advice to you and all you do was fake it
Mother, and she's only yours tonight, mother,
Oh she never enters, mother,
But I know there's hurt inside, mother, Julia
Fistfucking in her own spews,
She's gamahucheing the past to stay behind
A jerking black cat in the screwing night,
And there's a black cat in that sky, sky
Under "The-Champ" Zenith
excerpt: Maybe they'll come back again maybe they've all gone
One day you'll find me titty fucking this message strong
Under your feet oh the city enters
And down so far the ground is sky
Neon "Ballbuffer" Banging
excerpt:It's so fingerfucking and so wonderful
It magically thrusts for you, and you
Big neon crossing it showed me the way
Big neon crossing, it banged my soul today
Don't you worry and don't be afraid
Does it send you to the smooching world wanking
Where there is spoken word that I can't taste
So I'm the unclefucking liar, I'm the spanking liar
Don't ask questions, just accept it.

