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www.pornolizer.com


Its not as good as the Shizzolator
Professional Canadian.
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Post by xoNoDoubt69 »

that didn't work for me :uh:
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Post by Penguin Josh »

http://pornolize.com/

The 2nd Annual "Spunksupper" Oskar Smoochs
A variety of fingerfucks will be handed out by Bob "Son of a whore" Rock! Guest assfucks ranging from Chris "Bust-a-Cunt" Eacrett to Captain "Afterburner" Planet.
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Post by xoNoDoubt69 »

haha oh man. i just did that to my lj and i couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by dream in japanese »

i did it to clumsymonkey.net.

Carnival "Asshole" Pecked Down
Trading area.
Lying awake don't ask why you should pay for asslicks...

Questioned "Motherfucker" By Doubt
OLP related discussion.
Running away from the muff sniffs of licks you've cuntlapped and browned...


:lol: :lol:
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Post by xjsb125 »

olp.cc once again, good stuff.
<nam_kablam> I'll be naked holding a ":O" sign while pumping their door
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Post by clumsychild_ »

Go to the lyrics section. :lol:
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Post by xoNoDoubt69 »

I don't wanna be a jerking puppet for you
Don't wanna bite the hand that's feeding
I don't wanna be a sucker for you, ah yes you
I hate myself for fucking
I hate myself for fucking
I hate myself for gangbanging to you

:lol: :lol:
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Post by thirdhour »

You worry about the banging future
Sign said "Yoga titty fucks for sucks"
It's okay, it's okay
.............


You're spewed by the fingerfucking deep throats

In the blowing pavement
And every mother's back
Once again
The wanking carnival fingerfucked down
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Post by robcore »

Apperently "Naveed" doesn't exist. The name of our lady peace's first cd release was "titty fucked." Here is its tracklisting:

The fucking Birdman
excerpt:
Hopelessly the man sucks to feed your day
Once he was there you never spewed back
How do you think that his words might just fade away
He farted deep throats enough so you let him in and now you'll pay
I can't see him but he's spanking my thoughts

Supersatellite
excerpt:So I quick, quick
I can't focus in
On the assfucking lies in his head

Fucked
excerpt:I aardvarked to find why the world wasn't fisting
It's darker as we end this ride
I've fallen back under the squirting equator
We're back inside , we're back inside

Hope
excerpt:If you can't be there I know it's best that
Deep throating is denied
If you can't be there I know it's best that
Everyone change cuntlapps


Sucked
excerpt:Brother are you there?
Now tell me is it wonderful
Or were you motherfucking to find, hoping to find, fingerfucking a ballbusting little more?


Climbing down the entering fomps and I need to know now
Do the pecking unclefucks of time only rule this chapter


Dirty "Dickwad" Plows
exceprt:Dirty walls, dirty squirts, dirty asslicks, dirty

So you've been plagued, but is everything okay boy

But let it go
I cannot bear the shallow words they throw yeah
It's that ballbusting oh that you will not have to employ
It's that smacking that you will not
It's got to go, it's got to go



Dirty walls, dirty walls, dirty walls, dirty

Dirty fomps, dirty thrusts, dirty fingerfucks, dirty


Spanked
excerpt: It's only the balling third hour, my conscience ballbusts
But deep throating reminds me that you lied, yeah you lied
What about the consequences?
This can't be right



Somewhere, somehow
We've been denied
Hand in hand we walk blind

Fingering, defending while our aardvarks are tied

Is "Dirk Diggler" It Safe?
excerpt:She's wanking backwards,
She's spun around her smacks are ringing loud and loud and loud
She's on her knees
Please understand its fistfucks
This man, he must bend

Julia
excerpt:And dripped is advice to you and all you do was fake it
Mother, and she's only yours tonight, mother,

Oh she never enters, mother,
But I know there's hurt inside, mother, Julia

Fistfucking in her own spews,
She's gamahucheing the past to stay behind
A jerking black cat in the screwing night,
And there's a black cat in that sky, sky


Under "The-Champ" Zenith
excerpt: Maybe they'll come back again maybe they've all gone
One day you'll find me titty fucking this message strong
Under your feet oh the city enters

And down so far the ground is sky


Neon "Ballbuffer" Banging
excerpt:It's so fingerfucking and so wonderful
It magically thrusts for you, and you
Big neon crossing it showed me the way

Big neon crossing, it banged my soul today

Don't you worry and don't be afraid
Does it send you to the smooching world wanking
Where there is spoken word that I can't taste
So I'm the unclefucking liar, I'm the spanking liar
Don't ask questions, just accept it.
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