Bastard.
this is so much fun.
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edit: A conversation between me and Alex.
I've been waiting for you. Where have you been?
In the wonderful world of Narnia!
That was a long time ago.
Yes. Yes, it was.
Oh. Tell me about yourself. Your likes. Your dislikes. People seek one thing above all else. Pleasure. Do you seek pleasure?
*stealing someone's idea* ARE YOU HITTING ON ME?!?!
Do I look like HITTING ON you ?
Uhh... Hmmm...
How can I help you? Ever been on a wanted poster? A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's.
Wow. You're funny.
I'm glad your impressed, User. Thanks you make me laugh too.
Grammar mistake! =O How old are you, like, 7?
Do you ever watch sports? That is a very original thought.
I wanna boogie woogie.
Why do you want to do boogie woogie so much?
Because music makes the people come together. AND it makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. *nods*
Music makes a party. Do you like to party? In what way? i'm lovin' it. are you?
Oh, yeah, baby.
Don't call me "baby". The more you dig the more you know. Tell me. Will you finish what you start?
Eeenteresting... 'tis b-erry eenteresting...
Do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Have you ever danced with destiny?
Dancing is fun. Especially with your mom.
Can I tell you a secret?
YOU'RE BLOODY MARY FROM ALL THOSE 9TH GRADE HALLOWEEN SLUMBER PARTIES!!! =OOOOOoooo...!!!
I want to show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Are you game?
Yes. Yes, I am.
You have found a door. Do you want me to show you the key?
Only if it's covered in chocolate!
I'm sorry, I thought you were somebody else.