You Must Choose Game

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/26/2004, 3:54 pm

Car Crash. Less likely to die.

Having fleas or having tapeworms?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/26/2004, 5:17 pm

fleas. itchiness I can live with. the knowledge that one of nature's grossest creations is noodling around my intestines I could not.

perpetually on the verge of a yawn you cannot satisfy.
or
perpetually on the verge of climax without ever getting there. work, sleep, a loved one's funeral, you're always in screaming heat. but never finished.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/26/2004, 5:21 pm

Um... I thought the second option was called "adolescence", and since I managed to live through it once, I guess I could do it again.

Would you rather be a boy or girl?

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/26/2004, 5:28 pm

no no, that's what adolescents want. sheesh, you need some good moofing.

boy, because I like girls more.

you are walking along, minding your own business, perhaps whistling a jaunty tune. SUDDENLY YOU ARE KICKED IN THE STOMACH. this happens to you once a week, every week, at a completely random time, for the rest of your life. you don't know what it's coming, but every week without fail: WHAM.

or

once a year you have to peel off your right big toenail without anaesthetic

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/26/2004, 5:31 pm

Kicked in the stomach. Adds that happy element of surprise to life.

Get a million dollars, or get laid (once) by ANYONE of your choice.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 5/26/2004, 5:33 pm

million dollars so I could buy a small piece of hawaii.

single piece of cake of your choosing.
or
a whole batch of cupcakes.

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/26/2004, 5:48 pm

cupcakes.

brush your teeth with cheese

or have a mullet.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/26/2004, 5:48 pm

Dude! Cupcakes! Hello yum!

Only able to listen to trance techno music for the rest of your life, or only able to listen to gangsta rap for the rest of your life?

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 5/26/2004, 5:49 pm

pfft.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 5/26/2004, 5:56 pm

WHY I OUGHTTA!!!

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/26/2004, 6:44 pm

gangsta rap, techno would put me out of my misery

having to crawl everywhere you go or having to walk backward everywhere you go?

modern psychokitty · Post by **modern psychokitty** » 5/26/2004, 9:36 pm

although walking backwards down a flight of stairs would suck, i'd take that over putting my hands on the ground where other people's disgusting germs have been. (oh, and it'd scratch up my knees horribly, and people would trip over me.)

^^^^^^^^(that's 8) i would like to be a girl that can spontaneously turn into a boy for a few minutes when it's time to give a urine sample. that's the only time i've ever wished i was a boy. i just felt the need to share that.

living with hiv or hepatitis c?

lemonphile4 · Post by **lemonphile4** » 5/26/2004, 9:38 pm

backward- less threat of someone stepping on your hands

would you rather know that you are eating something gross or find out later?

modern psychokitty · Post by **modern psychokitty** » 5/26/2004, 9:41 pm

if it was gross, wouldn't you be able to tell while you were eating it?

still, i'd rather it be later, i guess. much, much, much later. preferably on my deathbed.

living with hiv or hepatitis c?

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 5/27/2004, 8:56 am

HIV

a stroke that paralyzes your entire left side or being parapalegic?

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 5/27/2004, 9:17 am

a stroke that paralyzes half of your body

having a constant headache or having a constant charlie horse in your calf?

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 5/27/2004, 11:08 am

charlie horse for sure

but that would suck.

hit by a bus or hit by a semi?

modern psychokitty · Post by **modern psychokitty** » 5/27/2004, 11:16 am

semi... more likely to die. (i don't wanna be mutilated and half dead and have to suffer endlessly...)

killing yourself or killing your mother?

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 5/27/2004, 11:18 am

mom.

snow white or sleeping beauty?

Neil · Post by **Neil** » 5/27/2004, 11:27 am

Sleeping beauty.......snow white was in to "midget-porn"

Wrestling Vanilla Ice, nekked....

or

Wrestling your oldest teacher, nekked, in vanilla ice cream