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I know one guy who was convinced that dolphins didn't have penises because he'd never seen one. Consequently though he had smoked a lot of pot so for some people that might be the reason... Some things are so sad really... :neutral:
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robcore wrote:
hpdfk wrote:How many providences are there?

(provinces) :roll:


i think the mispelling may have been on purpose robbo.
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robcore wrote:
hpdfk wrote:How many providences are there?

(provinces) :roll:


I was gonna make the EXACT same correction post. :lol:
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Post by Henrietta »

Yeah, dumb people are depressing.

I met this one guy who thought his name was Hamburger.

I suffered from depression for 3 years after that.

He was a vital key in the downfall of society as we know it.


:lol: Other peoples' stupidity causes depression.
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:oops:
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We all must be smart.
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Indeed. Unless you were the guy claiming to be Hamburger! Please say you aren't!
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robcore wrote:
hpdfk wrote:How many providences are there?

(provinces) :roll:


heheh, :oops:

I'll be honest, the vast amount of canadian geography knowledge I've picked up is from being an OLP fan.
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:nod:

Me too.
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lemonphile4 wrote:
hpdfk wrote:Some comedian goes across the border and asks americans simple questions like what's the prime minister of Canda? How many providences are there?


It's so much better than that. He tells people stuff like Canada has a national igloo that they just figured out how to preserve and then the people say stuff like, "Congratulations Canada, on preserving your national igloo!"

There was another one about the prime minister being named Jean Poutine.

The funny thing is sometimes you get state governors and professors from schools like Harvard saying this kind of stuff.

Rick Mercer still does it, right?


rick mercer rules and yes he does do it
(i say he rules for more than just that show.. his stuff on this hour has 22 minutes and his new show is amazing too)

but yeah the best part is when he talks to the gov of michigan, the chief historian (or someone like that) and then to dubya about john poutine :lol:
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