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A variety of awards will be handed out by Bob Rock! Guest presenters ranging from Chris Eacrett to Captain Planet.
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Welcome to The 2nd Annual Oskar Awards, planeteers! I'm your host/presenter-for-every-award, because you all scared Bob Rock away forever. Shame on you. Oh, and Chris Eacrett couldn't make it because... well... we didn't actually remember to call him.

Anyway, without further ado, here our your winners...

Best (Non-CM) OLP Site
Our Lady Peace by Rich and Shelley (ourladypeace.cc)

Best Avatar
Johnathan (Johnathan) with:

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Best Club
Lando #1

Best Emoticon
:jer:

Best Fight/Rivalry
Jonathon vs. Johnathan and their debate on the correct spelling of their name

Best Thread
A tie between "So a bird shats on my head today......." and "TTYNKAM (TYPDCAA)"

Bigest Speling Notzy
Alex (happeningfish)

Biggest Spammer
Lando (Lando)

CM Hottie of the Year: Female
Yannic (thirdhour):

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:love:

CM Hottie of the Year: Male
Jonathon (Long Jon):

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:drool:

CMer With Most Notorious Sig/Avatar
Neil (Neil down and obey) and his booty shaking Christina Aguilera:

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Fuck This I'm Leaving...
Alan (Rufus Wainwright)

Horniest CMer
A tie between Al (The Dude) and Matt (xjsb125)

Most Artistic/Creative CMer
Andrea (Andrea)

Most Conservative CMer
Cass (70 x 7)

Most Controversial CMer
Alan (Rufus Wainwright)

Most Friendly CMer
Melissa (xoNoDoubt69)

Most Immature CMer
Lando (Lando)

Most Influential CMer
Lando (Lando)

Most Likely To Be the Last One on This Board
Rob (Axtech)

Most Likely to Drop Life and Tour with the Band (AKA Most Likely To Still Be Stalking The Band In 20 Years)
Gail (psycho groupie)

Most Likely To Start a New Thread When There Are Already 3 on the Same Topic
Some n00b...
and as runner up, accepting the award on all the n00bs behalf will be Danny (hpdfk)

Politik!
Doug/Chris (doug/man in uniform)

The Lurker Award
chillybutt

The Other Bands
Matthew Good (with and without his Band)

Interesting that you folks picked Lando as the most influential as well as the most immature. :think:

This year's Lifetime Achievement Award goes to the CMer with the most posts... and the winner is Rob (Axtech)! Congratulations!

That's it. Get out. Awards are over. Now leave! And pick up your trash on the way out! The Captain says so!
THE POWER IS YOURS!

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PLANETEERS:

We're the Planeteers, you can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
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Hey Cap'n... how 'bout YOU get out! :P
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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That hurts... that really hurts... :crying:
THE POWER IS YOURS!

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We're the Planeteers, you can be one too
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Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
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I'm just kiddin'. :love:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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:love:
THE POWER IS YOURS!

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We're the Planeteers, you can be one too
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do!

Looting and polluting is not the way
Hear what Captain Planet has to say!
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Post by Lando »

Where were the nominations for lifetime achievement?

I must have been blind!


And I may be immature, but at least it's influential!

Or maybe it was all the OLP stuff I did to be influential...

NAH! It was the immaturity :D
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YAH! YAH! I WON (by default)! I WON! YAH! GREATEST n00b EVER! YAH! :dance:
I hate giant eating machines!
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Captain Planet is so cool
I hate giant eating machines!
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is he as cool as your mom's friend agatha?
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Post by Neil »

Hehe.......go ass-shakin hoebag.

Nice job Eelco......but I have to thank the constituents.
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Congrats to all the winners but please keep your acceptance speech short. ;)
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Post by Johnny »

This is the proudest moment of my life! *wipes tear from eye*
Professional Canadian.
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Post by Henrietta »

Mine too...er, yeah.

Lando stole the cake.
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What cake did I steal!?
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Perhaps the Champs? :GASP:
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I wouldn't do that, he'd kill me, or put me in a temporary coma...
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Indeed he would.

Whose cake did you steal then...:think:
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I dunno... Cass seems to know though...
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Go everybody!
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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What are you talking about. I'm not going anywhere. You can't make me.
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