Gavinator Thread - Best 1 Liners

gavtodd71 · Post by **gavtodd71** » 4/21/2004, 12:30 pm

come on, let us here it

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 4/21/2004, 1:18 pm

Teacher: You're academics are your NUMBER ONE priority. Nothing comes before them except death and sickness. Nothing!
Me: What if you're on fire?

(upon learning that you can be charged with impaired driving simply by being drunk and have the ability to control a vehicle)
Me: what if Optimus Prime were drunk?

gavtodd71 · Post by **gavtodd71** » 4/21/2004, 2:53 pm

joe_canadian wrote:Teacher: You're academics are your NUMBER ONE priority. Nothing comes before them except death and sickness. Nothing!
Me: What if you're on fire?

which teacher did you say that too

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/21/2004, 3:30 pm

HAHAHA those are both awesome... sounds like the things I'd say to teachers in my high school days!

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 4/21/2004, 4:01 pm

gavtodd71 wrote:
joe_canadian wrote:Teacher: You're academics are your NUMBER ONE priority. Nothing comes before them except death and sickness. Nothing!
Me: What if you're on fire?

which teacher did you say that too

Ms Currier.

Also: PUNCTUATE GODDAMNNIT!

gavtodd71 · Post by **gavtodd71** » 4/22/2004, 11:52 am

Josh : Also: PUNCTUATE GODDAMNNIT!
Me: Like hell

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 4/22/2004, 11:57 am

me: Poop is stinky