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i thought itg was wedding night too, but then i was like wait a minute... people don't get married at night, so i thought it was at the little dance afterwards, but no, wednesday.

i still say he should do a couple of the guy's family members.
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my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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trentm32 wrote:as in WEDnesday, duh. :roll: :)

yes, i figured that out while i was reading the story. but when i first read the title, i thought it was about a wedding night.
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gavtodd71 wrote:despite what my name on the CM looks like...i am not gay


I laughed out loud when I read that part. :lol:
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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xjsb125 wrote:*loads rifles* *heads to Canada*


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I'm with you man; let's all head up there t othe 51st state and lend a helpful azz whooping.
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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well i was happy to find so many, funny interesting ideas to get revenge

What i ended up doing was calling the jack ass down the road. Just indicating all the evidense that was pointing at him. Then relayed that my dad was looking into pressing charges for trespassing and vandalism(he is not actually). This way i get to watch him squirm for a while. I also plan a revenge attack on saturday. But we shall have to look into that.

On the bright side i got a free car wash, after telling the lady at the counter my story

So hey :D
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Sweet.

This plan of revenge you speak of, does it involve tanks? Tell me it involves tanks.
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it atleast must involve lots and lots of rotten eggs... and salt "Fuck You" into their lawn in the grass; that way it'll kill the grass and it'll be stuck there. Bwahahahaha
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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take a cheese grater to his elbow.

and... umm.. other body parts too.



do it.
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:lol:

All kidding aside, it would be best if we didn't sink down to their level.
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that is a good one
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i guess your right.




but just think of the opportunities you'd be wasting. :lol:
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Oh I have. :evil: :lol:
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well

i won, i scared the shit out of my neighbor with pretending to get the police involved. 15 minutes later i had a written appology and the names of everyone involved...which i handed to my parents who are having a blast thinking of good punishments
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WHO!? What are the names?
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you got a written appology?!!?

they caved?!


that is so much less fun.

you should still salt their lawn. that was a good one.
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true dat, well maybe on saturday night...

It would be great too, because his dad has an affair with his lawn
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superrgirll wrote:did anyone else think this topic was about a wedding night? because i did.


i thought the same thing :oops:
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gavtodd71 wrote:well i was happy to find so many, funny interesting ideas to get revenge

What i ended up doing was calling the jack ass down the road. Just indicating all the evidense that was pointing at him. Then relayed that my dad was looking into pressing charges for trespassing and vandalism(he is not actually). This way i get to watch him squirm for a while. I also plan a revenge attack on saturday. But we shall have to look into that.

On the bright side i got a free car wash, after telling the lady at the counter my story

So hey :D


so your not going to leave a used condom in his girlfriend?
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
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and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.


Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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