Another Story Game...

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/5/2004, 11:53 pm

The Great Trek of the Jonhny's

As we start off todays story, we see our two hero's struggling to tame the urges within them. Naturally, they are failing miserably. They were completly dominated but the urges inside of them, which isn't so bad now that I think about it. Anyway, these blokes lived their days away, urging, urging like there was no tommorow. Urged all day, Urged all night and there was no end in sight. Then one day, Johnathan was enlightened...well not really enlightend. He had another accident invloving his toilet and parafin wax. As he lay unconscious one the ground, he had a dream. He dreamt that He and Other Jonny were on a great trek. A trek that lead them to the greatest thing known to exist.

Twas quite a while before Johnathan was discovered by Other Johny...who automatically laughed himself silly at the site of Johnathan laying on the floor. When he regained his composure, Other Jonny began to kick Johnathan awake. When Johnathan regained consciousness, he tells other jonny about the voyage they had gone on and endured. Other Johny listens intently as Johnathan recalls the dream. Now He believed this dream was real, real enough to set out the trek in his dream. He concvinced Other Jonny to come along.

Other Jonny will later regret this decision...

Here's were you come in. You author what happens to Other Jonny and Johnathan next. You must abide by these rules:

1. You can only write 5 lines
2. No back to back posts

Enjoy

*hopes that thread doesnt die*

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areusad831 · Post by **areusad831** » 3/6/2004, 10:23 am

*thread dies*

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/6/2004, 10:40 am

it does/did :cry:

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/6/2004, 10:54 am

Seeing as Johnny and other Johnny were about to undertake a journey as great or greater than a said "Frodo" from a said "Lord of the Rings" they decided that they needed supplies. Johnny was left in charge of getting food while Other Johnny was in charge of getting Other items. Other Johnny, not being the brightest crayon in the box chose to bring.....

Long Jonny · Post by **Long Jonny** » 3/6/2004, 12:06 pm

Joe Cool wrote:Seeing as Johnny and other Johnny were about to undertake a journey as great or greater than a said "Frodo" from a said "Lord of the Rings" they decided that they needed supplies. Johnny was left in charge of getting food while Other Johnny was in charge of getting Other items. Other Johnny, not being the brightest crayon in the box chose to bring.....

*thread revived* :love:

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/6/2004, 12:16 pm

Joe Cool wrote:Seeing as Johnny and other Johnny were about to undertake a journey as great or greater than a said "Frodo" from a said "Lord of the Rings" they decided that they needed supplies. Johnny was left in charge of getting food while Other Johnny was in charge of getting Other items. Other Johnny, not being the brightest crayon in the box chose to bring.....

..some kleenex. Not just one box of kleenex, not just one case of kleenex, but enough kleenex to fill a transport truck. And that's all he brought, which made Johnathan seriously consider sending other Jonny to an insane asylum. But no, that's not in the cards, not ka. So Other Jonny began his explanation of why kleenex...

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/6/2004, 1:30 pm

...would come on handy. If ever we encounter a man with a runny nose, Kleenex will be there. If ever we need to jump off a cliff and need padding, kleenex will be there. If ever we find ourselves without clothes and need covering, Kleenex will be there." Johnny being drunk at the time agreed with the last reason alone, thus they set out on the journey...

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/6/2004, 8:58 pm

...only to be stopped by the nearest Tim Hortans. After purchasing a healthy amount of coffee and Tim Bits, the party attempted to leave the shop. However a big burly farmer, angry at the fact that the Johnnys had purchased all of the Tim Bits, pulled out his handy sawed off shot gun and aimed at the duo. What happens next loyal readers? YOU DECIDE NOT ME.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/6/2004, 9:12 pm

WRITE MORE SOMEONE. I'M DYING TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS.

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/6/2004, 9:49 pm

Joe Cool wrote:...only to be stopped by the nearest Tim Hortans. After purchasing a healthy amount of coffee and Tim Bits, the party attempted to leave the shop. However a big burly farmer, angry at the fact that the Johnnys had purchased all of the Tim Bits, pulled out his handy sawed off shot gun and aimed at the duo. What happens next loyal readers? YOU DECIDE NOT ME.

Other Jonny, needing to redeem himself from the kleenex fiasco, got a brilliant idea. An idea so brilliant, it amazed Other Jonny himself. Other Jonny somehow produced a carrot, and ate that carrot, and while eating that carrot stuck the two fingers of his left hand into the barrels of the shotgun to plug them up. And while plugging up the barrels of the shotgun with his fingers, he said, "Eeeeeeh... What's up, doc?" and then the angry farmer pulled the trigger.

Did Other Jonny's looney-tunes inspired idea work!?!?!! TUNE IN NEXT POST FOR THE THRILLING CONCLUSION TO THIS MINOR PART IN THE STORY!!!

Long Jonny · Post by **Long Jonny** » 3/6/2004, 10:43 pm

pssst... the carrot was good 8-)

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/6/2004, 10:58 pm

While plugging ones gun in Bugs Bunny land may work, in the real world it does not. Other Johnny who was unaware of this fact stood there, mouth agape with bloody stumps for hands. Johnny being the smart one quickly wrapped Other Johnnys hands up with Kleenex. Apparently the Kleenex fiasco would come in handy after all. The farmer quickly apologized, saying he "loved Tim Bits a little to much." Johnny and Other Johnny forgave the man and continued on...

Will Other Johnny die of blood loss? Will Johnny eat the Tim Bits all by himself?! Will we find out what this whole journey is about??? Tune in next post to find out!

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 3/6/2004, 11:51 pm

(keep on goin)

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/7/2004, 10:31 am

Joe Cool wrote:While plugging ones gun in Bugs Bunny land may work, in the real world it does not. Other Johnny who was unaware of this fact stood there, mouth agape with bloody stumps for hands. Johnny being the smart one quickly wrapped Other Johnnys hands up with Kleenex. Apparently the Kleenex fiasco would come in handy after all. The farmer quickly apologized, saying he "loved Tim Bits a little to much." Johnny and Other Johnny forgave the man and continued on...

The angry tim bits loving farmer left the Tim Hortons and Other Jonny promptly passed out. Johnny was forced to sling the limp form that is the passed-out bloody stumps for hands wrapped in kleenex Other Jonny over his shoulder. Unfortunately, that meant Johnny also had to carry the truckload of kleenex and the boxes upon boxes of tim bits as well, as the Johnnys forgot to acquire some mode of transportation. But wait! Johnny, being the smart one and also the one who's played a little Grand Thef Auto in his time got an idea... a very, very brilliant idea to solve their problem...

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/7/2004, 10:48 am

Johhny ran to the nearest pay phone and called 911. After all Other Johnny, or "Johnny No Hands" as he is now known was still slowly bleeding to death. After the ambulance had arrived and properly stopped Johnny No Hands from bleeding to death, Johnny oftered the driver and crew Tim Bits. While they were chowing down Johnny quickly stole their ambulance and pulled Johnny No Hands inside. From there they raced away and continued on their mission... only to encounter......?!?!?!?!

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/7/2004, 12:46 pm

Joe Cool wrote:Johhny ran to the nearest pay phone and called 911. After all Other Johnny, or "Johnny No Hands" as he is now known was still slowly bleeding to death. After the ambulance had arrived and properly stopped Johnny No Hands from bleeding to death, Johnny oftered the driver and crew Tim Bits. While they were chowing down Johnny quickly stole their ambulance and pulled Johnny No Hands inside. From there they raced away and continued on their mission... only to encounter......?!?!?!?!

..a giant bear. Well, not really a bear.. Just a really, really fat guy in a fur coat with a big nose. And for some reason he had a paper bag over his head. Johnny hit the breakes, making the ambulance screetch to a halt, making Jonny No Hands tumble down the back of the ambulance, into the passenger seat. Alas, it was too late, for Johnny hit the fat man in a fur coat with the ambulance and sent him sprawling to the ground.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/7/2004, 1:29 pm

There were now two individuals in the back of the ambulance. The Dead "Guy Dressed Up As a Bear" and of course Johnny No Hands. It turns out "The Guy Dressed Up As a Bear" was on his way to the a Flaming Lips concert. Unfortunately he was also the brother of a said farmer at a said Tim Hortans. One who always carried around a handy shot gun. Surely this was bad news for Johnny and Johnny No Hands. If he would blow Johnny No Hand's hands off simply over Tim Bits, what what he do to the Johnny's for killing his brother?!?!

Tune in next post to find out!

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/7/2004, 1:47 pm

Joe Cool wrote:There were now two individuals in the back of the ambulance. The Dead "Guy Dressed Up As a Bear" and of course Johnny No Hands. It turns out "The Guy Dressed Up As a Bear" was on his way to the a Flaming Lips concert. Unfortunately he was also the brother of a said farmer at a said Tim Hortans. One who always carried around a handy shot gun. Surely this was bad news for Johnny and Johnny No Hands. If he would blow Johnny No Hand's hands off simply over Tim Bits, what what he do to the Johnny's for killing his brother?!?!

Johnny, being the quick thinker that he was (for Jonny No Hands was still delerious from blood loss), decided the best thing to to would be to gun it. And gun it he did. Oh, he gunned it all the way from the Tim Hortons down to some vacant field and up to the morgue and back down to the vacant field because he never meant to pass the field but he was so caught up with gunning it.

Joe Cooler · Post by **Joe Cooler** » 3/7/2004, 2:16 pm

* Enter: Clouds, Rain and Thunder*

And there in that vacant field, Johnny No Hands and Johnny buried "The Guy Dressed Up As A Bear." (More so Johnny than Johnny No Hands, for he had no hands). The Johnnys hoped that the Farmer from Tim Hortans would never find out their crime, but alas.. the farmer was really an alien from the planet ysmulc yeknom and could read the minds of others. Unfortunately for the Johnnys, said farmer was randomly browsing said Johnny's No Hands mind. Finding out about their crime he to gunned it. Oh how he gunned it. And there in that vacant field they had a showdown...

*Plays Old Western Music*
*Fade Out*

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 3/7/2004, 3:24 pm

The angry alian farmer with the sawed off shotgun stomped towards the Johnny's, a fearsom snarl on his face as he loaded two shells into the weapon. And Jonny No Hands (or the Jonny formerly known as Other Jonny) decides it was time to redeem himself yet again. Johnny's ideas were all out, and he started running, running, running away from the crazed farmer with the sawed off shotgun. But Jonny No Hands ran towards him, and stumps flew as he smacked the farmer around.