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Pet spider kills its owner

From ALLAN HALL
in Berlin

A MAN who lived in his own "zoo" of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider--then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

Police broke in to Mark Voegel's apartment to find spider Bettina along with 200 others, several snakes, a gecko lizard called Helmut and several thousand termites had gorged on his body.

Neighbours alerted police after becoming alarmed by the stink.

And horrified officers were met by a nightmare scene.

A police spokesman said: "It was like a horror movie. His corpse was over the sofa."

"Giant webs draped him, spiders were all over him. They were coming out of his nose and his mouth."

"There was everything there one could imagine in the world of reptiles."

"Larger pieces of flesh torn off by the lizards were scooped up and taken back to the webs of tarantulas and other bird-eating spiders."

Loner Voegel, 30, never invited people back to his "jungle" home, a small apartment in the German city of Dortmund.

Police described it as a cross between a botanical garden and the butterfly breeding ground in the serial killer movie The Silence Of The Lambs.

One tarantula had built a nest the size of a swallow's in a corner of the ceiling.

Voegel also had a boa constrictor and several poisonous frogs from South America.

Spider expert and animal cruelty officer Gabi Bayer said he kept creatures "that should never be allowed in a private home".

She said: "He had spiders so aggressive they are the equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world."

The reptiles were allowed to roam free in the flat.

The heating elements on two tanks containing spiders and their termite snacks had exploded and dislodged the metal tops allowing them to escape.

Voegel is thought to have been dead for between seven and 14 days.

A post-mortem will be carried out in the next few days. But authorities believe Bettina alone was responsible for Voegel's death.


wow..........7 words

SHIT LOAD OF SPIDER EGGS IN BRAIN
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equivalent of a pit-bull in the animal world


haha, since when were pit-bulls not animals?
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damn i didn't even know termites could eat flesh. :wtf:

this is a nasty ass story man. thats cause today i opened the cover to a water pipe and there were nothing but ants underneath it. so i grabbed the ant killer, and connected the water hose to it and drenched those mother fuckers till they were all gone. :evil:
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JAYSUS
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:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
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damn germans :P
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

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"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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damn i wan't a room like that
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:wtf: :wtf:


i pity the guys who had to clean that mess up
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mother of crap 8O

that is without a doubt the most disturbing story ever and proof that spiders are the workers of satan
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The most ironic part is that it probably stated in his will that his body would be fed to his pets or something like that.
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Thats fucking scary. I HATE SPIDERS!!! You're gonna bring on an anxiety attack! :mad: :lol:
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:mrgreen:
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

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"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

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Idealist wrote:mother of crap 8O

that is without a doubt the most disturbing story ever and proof that spiders are the workers of satan


I would say you should replace spiders by germans, but that's a little too harsh. But that guy is a lot more disturbing than the spider. You can expect that a spider can bite you and kill you, why would you bring it into your home?
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:nod:
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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