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nelison
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Post by nelison »

I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
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:lol: These rule.
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
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"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
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<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Post by xjsb125 »

:lol: Oh man, I'm crying and my face hurts I laughed so hard.
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Post by nelison »

come on people, you don't know what you're missing
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.

"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
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oh my god. I have not laughed like that as long as I can remember. Please tell me this is a huge joke and those signs aren't for real.
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Post by Dabekk »

apparently we are among a small minority of people who find this amusing. what's up w/ u people? this is hillarious.
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:lol:

I read them yesterday. I got such a kick out of them.
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i went to the site, and its a blank pageeeeeee
[glow=white] faceless lies it's easy to speak when[/glow]
[glow=white]every word is your own[/glow]
[glow=white] selfish eyes look onward in protest as we[/glow]
[glow=white] tear down their disguise[/glow]
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Post by Clumsy7Thief »

Funniest thing. Ever. :lol: :lol:
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Post by clumsychild_ »

:lol:

Those things rule. I got them in an e-mail a really long time ago. But, I'm reading them again and still laughing.
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Post by megxyz128 »

Joe Cool wrote::lol:

I read them yesterday. I got such a kick out of them.


sorry, but your sig was bothering me for the longest time. finally i figured it out that it was AFI - The Leaving Song. ok, sorry, i just had to tell you about my revelation.
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Post by trentm32 »

those are friggin' hilarious. "While waiting to be rescued, give yourself a blowjob." :lol:
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.

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Post by Joe Cooler »

megxyz128 wrote:
Joe Cool wrote::lol:

I read them yesterday. I got such a kick out of them.


sorry, but your sig was bothering me for the longest time. finally i figured it out that it was AFI - The Leaving Song. ok, sorry, i just had to tell you about my revelation.


Kudos to you.
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i loved them
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good

"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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Post by gavtodd71 »

I wanna make a poster with all of those!
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Post by half jill »

I didn't find them funny. :freak:
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Post by thirdhour »

crazy you!

Always remember to carry food with you during a terrorist attack. At least you'll be able to enjoy a nice coke and apple before you die. :lol:
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Post by ihatethunderbay »

If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
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Post by nikki4982 »

:lol: The Vin Diesel thing killed me.
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop">
</td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Post by Solidarity 9-6347 »

<3 Mademoiselle Pamplemousse

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