Beaver.
They are massive, and they cut down trees with nothing but their teeth. Teeth! Imagine that!
And all the Roosters are so genetically mutated now that they have more body mass then their legs can carry so they will remain motionless and die.
Beavers kick ass.
I AM CANADIAN
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nikki4982 wrote:Soozy wrote:Us english have perfect english
"We", Sooz... "we"......*runs*
[/grammar police]
How did I get it wrong? Where did my picky-grammar-tendencies go????
Open your eyes to nights and days, you close them up and float away
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.
And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
and somehow inbetween you've got to master lying to yourself
you back the cause, get out of school, you get a job, the job gets you
and somehow every day you end up serving somebody else
now if that ain't panic that you're feeling, then you damn well better start
you can drive it into that head of yours with the hammer in your heart.
And it's alriiiiiiiight now, take the world and make it yours again.
Random Name wrote:Beaver.
They are massive, and they cut down trees with nothing but their teeth. Teeth! Imagine that!
And all the Roosters are so genetically mutated now that they have more body mass then their legs can carry so they will remain motionless and die.
Beavers kick ass.
not the fighting roosters, they're hella big, and purty with their colored feathers and little boxing gloves or razors. i dunno man, it would be close.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Beavers have big meaty tails though. They could totally use that against the roosters. And the roosters bright colourful feathers would make him a moving target. The beavers can camouflage themselves with their dark colours.
Though, it depends where they are fighting.
Though, it depends where they are fighting.
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
unless they're fighting in snow, or a carnival, then would be able to blend in.
and well seeing as how they're Canadian the snow isn't going to effect them like a rooster.
oh and a carnival......well they are the biggest rodent on earth
and well seeing as how they're Canadian the snow isn't going to effect them like a rooster.
oh and a carnival......well they are the biggest rodent on earth
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
in a ring at the MGM grand. and yeah, the beaver's got a cool tail,. but the rooster has crazy fast and sharp ass claws. and a beek that can gouge eyeballs.
a very well trained rooster can kick alot of ass.
a very well trained rooster can kick alot of ass.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
hmmm he does have a point, but a beavers pelt is ultra thick, i doubt a beak could penetrate it. Not to mention beaver can get up to like 50 pounds. we would definatly have to train it to watch it's eyes though, that beak could be dangerous
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
Ah who am i kidding, i don't like to see roosters or dogs fighting. 
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
now homeless people on the other hand
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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Alright, I'm reviving this thread.
Remember how I said there was a Newfie Rant.
Well I did. I think.
Anyways Someone mailed it to me again and I get to share it with all you fine people! (this one is much less offencive to Americans)
Remember how I said there was a Newfie Rant.
Well I did. I think.
Anyways Someone mailed it to me again and I get to share it with all you fine people! (this one is much less offencive to Americans
)-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
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I AM A NEWFOUNDLANDER
First off, WE INVENTED RANTING long before there was MOLSON CANADIAN, or even the MONTREAL CANADIENS.
I am not unemployed, but I know people who are. Some of them may be related through marriage, but they WEREN'T RELATED BEFORE THEN.
I HATE THE SMELL, TASTE, TEXTURE AND SIGHT OF FISH. I don't fish, my father didn't fish, my grandfather probably did, and I KNOW HIS father DEFINITELY DID....BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FARM A GODDAMNED ROCK. If I do happen to eat fish, it's going to be bloody well COOKED. None of this raw shit they serve in restaurants. We call that BAIT !!!
Our best export is our PEOPLE. Newfoundlander’s are the only people who use the name "JESUS" as an Adjective. As in, "LOOK BYE, HAND ME THAT "JESUS" HAMMER WILL YA'?"
Our weather embraces DIVERSITY. It is the only place where you can both swim, and ice-fish all within the same day, in the same body of water.
I have running water. I don't shit outdoors except when the Mainlanders come from away and want to go out in the fucking woods as if its pleasurable.
Drinking fine wine and finer RUM is pleasurable. Sex is pleasurable. Getting eaten alive by "Vampire" mosquitos that have NTSB numbers on their sides is not.
Newfoundland is a PROVINCE. It is not a Town, Village, City, Parish or Hamlet.
I don't know everybody who was born, reared, schooled, stayed, left, or died there. Some I'm sure were nice and I'm sorry for not having met them. Some I'm sure were SONS OF BITCHES AND FOR NOT HAVING CROSSED PATHS, WE'RE ALL BETTER OFF
Its "St. John's", not Saint John. That’s in New Brunswick and they rant differently there. Its their accent.
Its pronounced "New-fin- LAND", NOT "New- FOUND -land". Do you pronounce it "ONTA-rio, or KWEE-BECK?
I don't drink much coffee. I drink TEA for Breakfast, TEA for Dinner and TEA for Supper. Oh, by the way, Lunch we don't "Do." We EAT DINNER in the middle of the day and supper...well, at SUPPERTIME.
We don't have skunks or snakes....at least not in the woods. Plenty of them in government though, and most come from away.
An Expert is always some bastard that came through the Narrows. That’s the gap in the north and south side of St. John's Harbor that leads to and from the North Atlantic...the most inhospitable place on the " Jesus" planet outside of Ottawa.
We drink Blue Star Ale, Dominion Ale, India Pale Ale, Black Horse Beer, and RUM. Any kind, as long as its DARK. See, we traded OUR salted FISH to Jamaica for THEIR RUM...who says Newfoundlanders aren't very smart?
We were Britain's Oldest Colony and are Canada's Newest Province. Our GDP hasn't changed a bit.
We don't have "Cottages on the Lake". We have "CABINS on the POND". A pond is a body of water...a lake is a "hole in yer boot."
We have a wonderful sense of humour...until we feel we're being made fun of. Then we have a wonderful sense of revenge.
A Newfoundlander as a friend, is a friend for life. Have one as an enemy...and you'll start cursing your own mother for having given you birth..
We have more sex than anyone....at least that’s what we tell Mainlanders who survey such shit. We have to...everyone gets told there's only two things to do in Newfoundland, FISH or FUCK, and as I said, I don't Fish.
Soap comes in "CAKES", not Bars. Chocolate comes in BARS & so does the occasional Blonde.
Speaking of Bars, we call them PUBS and we've got lots. More than anywhere else in Canada. All of them serve RUM. They have to. Its law. Besides, they have to Screech in the Mainlanders, who in order to gain honorary citizenship in Newfoundland, down a jigger (that’s a shot glass) of Famous Newfoundland Screech (that’s a dark RUM), then kiss a codfish on the lips(that’s in the front of its face). Many line up to do this...all Mainlanders of course. That’s 'cause no self respecting Newfoundlander would dare kiss a codfish....in some outports, he'd have to marry it!
Townies are from St. John's. Everyone else is a Bayman. Except a FUCKING BAYMAN...that's yer NEIGHBOUR! Oh yeah, did I tell you I don't fish? ....but I know what FISH is...its COD. Anytime a Newfoundlander refers to "fish" he means "Cod". If he's referring to salmon, or herring, or halibut...HE CALL THE GODDAMNED THING "SALMON, OR HERRING, OR HALIBUT".
We like music...as long as you can dance to it. Except the Pentecostal’s on the Central Coast. They don't dance or drink....but they have lots of youngsters...you see they don't fish either. That wraps it up.
So, now you know. Newfoundland has gotten a bad rap over the centuries. But there are only two types of people in the world....people who aren't from Newfoundland, and those FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE. AS FOR THE REST OF CANADA, HOPE IT HAS BEEN AS MUCH FUN HAVING US AS IT WAS BEING HAD!!
First off, WE INVENTED RANTING long before there was MOLSON CANADIAN, or even the MONTREAL CANADIENS.
I am not unemployed, but I know people who are. Some of them may be related through marriage, but they WEREN'T RELATED BEFORE THEN.
I HATE THE SMELL, TASTE, TEXTURE AND SIGHT OF FISH. I don't fish, my father didn't fish, my grandfather probably did, and I KNOW HIS father DEFINITELY DID....BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FARM A GODDAMNED ROCK. If I do happen to eat fish, it's going to be bloody well COOKED. None of this raw shit they serve in restaurants. We call that BAIT !!!
Our best export is our PEOPLE. Newfoundlander’s are the only people who use the name "JESUS" as an Adjective. As in, "LOOK BYE, HAND ME THAT "JESUS" HAMMER WILL YA'?"
Our weather embraces DIVERSITY. It is the only place where you can both swim, and ice-fish all within the same day, in the same body of water.
I have running water. I don't shit outdoors except when the Mainlanders come from away and want to go out in the fucking woods as if its pleasurable.
Drinking fine wine and finer RUM is pleasurable. Sex is pleasurable. Getting eaten alive by "Vampire" mosquitos that have NTSB numbers on their sides is not.
Newfoundland is a PROVINCE. It is not a Town, Village, City, Parish or Hamlet.
I don't know everybody who was born, reared, schooled, stayed, left, or died there. Some I'm sure were nice and I'm sorry for not having met them. Some I'm sure were SONS OF BITCHES AND FOR NOT HAVING CROSSED PATHS, WE'RE ALL BETTER OFF
Its "St. John's", not Saint John. That’s in New Brunswick and they rant differently there. Its their accent.
Its pronounced "New-fin- LAND", NOT "New- FOUND -land". Do you pronounce it "ONTA-rio, or KWEE-BECK?
I don't drink much coffee. I drink TEA for Breakfast, TEA for Dinner and TEA for Supper. Oh, by the way, Lunch we don't "Do." We EAT DINNER in the middle of the day and supper...well, at SUPPERTIME.
We don't have skunks or snakes....at least not in the woods. Plenty of them in government though, and most come from away.
An Expert is always some bastard that came through the Narrows. That’s the gap in the north and south side of St. John's Harbor that leads to and from the North Atlantic...the most inhospitable place on the " Jesus" planet outside of Ottawa.
We drink Blue Star Ale, Dominion Ale, India Pale Ale, Black Horse Beer, and RUM. Any kind, as long as its DARK. See, we traded OUR salted FISH to Jamaica for THEIR RUM...who says Newfoundlanders aren't very smart?
We were Britain's Oldest Colony and are Canada's Newest Province. Our GDP hasn't changed a bit.
We don't have "Cottages on the Lake". We have "CABINS on the POND". A pond is a body of water...a lake is a "hole in yer boot."
We have a wonderful sense of humour...until we feel we're being made fun of. Then we have a wonderful sense of revenge.
A Newfoundlander as a friend, is a friend for life. Have one as an enemy...and you'll start cursing your own mother for having given you birth..
We have more sex than anyone....at least that’s what we tell Mainlanders who survey such shit. We have to...everyone gets told there's only two things to do in Newfoundland, FISH or FUCK, and as I said, I don't Fish.
Soap comes in "CAKES", not Bars. Chocolate comes in BARS & so does the occasional Blonde.
Speaking of Bars, we call them PUBS and we've got lots. More than anywhere else in Canada. All of them serve RUM. They have to. Its law. Besides, they have to Screech in the Mainlanders, who in order to gain honorary citizenship in Newfoundland, down a jigger (that’s a shot glass) of Famous Newfoundland Screech (that’s a dark RUM), then kiss a codfish on the lips(that’s in the front of its face). Many line up to do this...all Mainlanders of course. That’s 'cause no self respecting Newfoundlander would dare kiss a codfish....in some outports, he'd have to marry it!
Townies are from St. John's. Everyone else is a Bayman. Except a FUCKING BAYMAN...that's yer NEIGHBOUR! Oh yeah, did I tell you I don't fish? ....but I know what FISH is...its COD. Anytime a Newfoundlander refers to "fish" he means "Cod". If he's referring to salmon, or herring, or halibut...HE CALL THE GODDAMNED THING "SALMON, OR HERRING, OR HALIBUT".
We like music...as long as you can dance to it. Except the Pentecostal’s on the Central Coast. They don't dance or drink....but they have lots of youngsters...you see they don't fish either. That wraps it up.
So, now you know. Newfoundland has gotten a bad rap over the centuries. But there are only two types of people in the world....people who aren't from Newfoundland, and those FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE. AS FOR THE REST OF CANADA, HOPE IT HAS BEEN AS MUCH FUN HAVING US AS IT WAS BEING HAD!!
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
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nikki4982
- Oskar Lifetime Achievement Award: 2007
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Newfoundlanders are weird. *runs*<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">
<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>
<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>
<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>
<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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Automatic_Flowers
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Well, hardly any of you will understand this one, but here it goes....
I AM A WINDSORITE
I'm not an autoworker or a casino dealer nor do I belong to the CAW.
I'm not a biker, and I don't drive a minivan... well maybe my parents still do.
I've never met Yvette, Claudine, Cecile or Marie-France from Montreal, but I'm sure they are very nice strippers.
I have never set foot in a bingo hall, or swam at Sand Point Beach. Bob-Lo did exist at one time, and yes it was far better than DisneyLand.
I am bilingual - I speak both Fahrenheit and Metric. Ouellette is pronounced "Oh-let Avenue", not "Woo-let". Okay? And it's "Peery", not Pierre.
"Out West" means LaSalle, and "Down East" means Tecumseh.... "The Coast" is somewhere between Belle River and Puce.
There is nothing treasonous about supporting the Red Wings, the Tigers, the Pistons or the Lions...although aside from the Wings, why would you???
I know how to get into a locked car with a coat hanger, but that doesn't mean I'm a thief. Yes, I've smuggled clothing, electronics and fireworks -- we call this cross-border shopping.
I know all the major outlet malls in Michigan, and I'll walk the streets of Detroit without fear.
I believe in partying, not politics... that golf and hockey should be our national sports...
that driving is a right, not a privilege and that air conditioning is a matter of life and death.
I believe that city council is Mike's puppet... that we paid way too much for the yet un-built Western Super Anchor....
that feedin' geese at Jack Miner's counts as a wilderness experience...
and that a rye and coke should always be served with CC.
I will not eat the pizza served in any other city because there is no better pizza anywhere...
not to mention that best damn firework show in North America...
And finally, I would rather die than be transferred to London, Ontario. (Except for cardiac care.)
I AM A WINDSORITE
I AM A WINDSORITE
I'm not an autoworker or a casino dealer nor do I belong to the CAW.
I'm not a biker, and I don't drive a minivan... well maybe my parents still do.
I've never met Yvette, Claudine, Cecile or Marie-France from Montreal, but I'm sure they are very nice strippers.
I have never set foot in a bingo hall, or swam at Sand Point Beach. Bob-Lo did exist at one time, and yes it was far better than DisneyLand.
I am bilingual - I speak both Fahrenheit and Metric. Ouellette is pronounced "Oh-let Avenue", not "Woo-let". Okay? And it's "Peery", not Pierre.
"Out West" means LaSalle, and "Down East" means Tecumseh.... "The Coast" is somewhere between Belle River and Puce.
There is nothing treasonous about supporting the Red Wings, the Tigers, the Pistons or the Lions...although aside from the Wings, why would you???
I know how to get into a locked car with a coat hanger, but that doesn't mean I'm a thief. Yes, I've smuggled clothing, electronics and fireworks -- we call this cross-border shopping.
I know all the major outlet malls in Michigan, and I'll walk the streets of Detroit without fear.
I believe in partying, not politics... that golf and hockey should be our national sports...
that driving is a right, not a privilege and that air conditioning is a matter of life and death.
I believe that city council is Mike's puppet... that we paid way too much for the yet un-built Western Super Anchor....
that feedin' geese at Jack Miner's counts as a wilderness experience...
and that a rye and coke should always be served with CC.
I will not eat the pizza served in any other city because there is no better pizza anywhere...
not to mention that best damn firework show in North America...
And finally, I would rather die than be transferred to London, Ontario. (Except for cardiac care.)
I AM A WINDSORITE
[glow=white] faceless lies it's easy to speak when[/glow]
[glow=white]every word is your own[/glow]
[glow=white] selfish eyes look onward in protest as we[/glow]
[glow=white] tear down their disguise[/glow]
[glow=white]every word is your own[/glow]
[glow=white] selfish eyes look onward in protest as we[/glow]
[glow=white] tear down their disguise[/glow]
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