Things not to do during the Return of the King

Joanne · Post by **Joanne** » 12/24/2003, 9:25 pm

true, true, life has no meaning

Joey · Post by **Joey** » 12/28/2003, 12:47 am

finally saw it ..

mmm elijah's belly button :drool:

kick ass movie of course

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 1/4/2004, 11:59 am

I think Legolas should take up surfing.

rustynation · Post by **rustynation** » 1/11/2004, 8:26 pm

I have to bring this to the top; I think I'm going for the third time tomorrow. I saw it once NYE and once Friday the 2nd.

I think I was the last person to see a Lord of the Rings movie (I like to read the book before I see the film, and I despise Tolkien), and I used to make fun of my friend for seeing the early showing and travelling to New Zealand. But now we're arguing over Aragorn. :drool:

Post by **saman** » 1/11/2004, 10:26 pm

so, uh, why are you watching it for the third time if you don't like it?

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 1/12/2004, 10:34 am

I have determined that Aragorn is not cool.

First off, hes scared of commitment. he's all "I don't wanna be king" in a place where being king ment easy dictatorship. And he doesn't even have to worry about Bush!

Second, he goes for the crazy elf type. That whole Arwin love fest was fine and all but then she gave up her immortality. Which is like getting married only worse. This time a lawyer can't fix it.

Then when he has Arwin waiting in the wings and hes having wet dreams about her and such, hes a jackass and starts leading on some annoying princess-y misses who can't sing. Not only is he playing everyone in the movie, hes going for girls who are significantly younger then him. Significantly.

Stupid git.

I can't stand him.

And on top of that, he's all greasy and ugly and stuff. Blah.

Post by **saman** » 1/12/2004, 11:44 am

i could say so many things right now, but for the sake of not wanting to argue because i hate arguing:

:wall:

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 1/12/2004, 2:05 pm

You know I'm right!

Joanne · Post by **Joanne** » 1/12/2004, 2:10 pm

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 1/12/2004, 2:23 pm

I have something against Aragorn and his greasy nasty-ness.

Post by **saman** » 1/12/2004, 2:30 pm

Random Name wrote::mrgreen:
You know I'm right!

lol not really, most of my arguments were against what you said

aragorn

mango_invasion · Post by **mango_invasion** » 1/12/2004, 3:01 pm

its terrible how he looks a lot better when he's dirty.

i love him for his greasiness. :mrgreen:

rustynation · Post by **rustynation** » 1/13/2004, 12:23 am

I hate the books, love the movies.

And I'm sorry, but Aragorn is totally :drool:

. Greasy-nasty, floating in the water (I've only seen Two Towers EE), not so much at his coronation...but yeah, Viggo on the cover of Vanity Fair= :love:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 1/13/2004, 12:31 am

You should really read the books

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 1/13/2004, 1:30 pm

The books are good. Movies are probably more enjoyable though. You can't really compare a book and a movie even if it is the same story.

Joanne · Post by **Joanne** » 1/13/2004, 2:42 pm

aragorn.... :drool:

legolas... :drool:

The trilogy (books) are really awesome I read RotK 4 times....

The Trilogy ( movie) is excellent because if you cant figure out what things were in the book, they seemed to detail alot about that in the movies, except I heard they cut out almost 2 hours because of length, thus excluding many details ... i cant wait for the extended edition