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A Sad Day For Every Straight Male Between The Age of 14 - 30

Post by Baby Thief »

It has recently been confirmed that Britney Spears has just gotten married Friday night to a home town buddy. Rumor has it that the bride was in jeans and a baseball cap, and the best man was a hotel worker.

I was too lazy to look for an article on it, but i just saw it on CNN.
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It was also said that it was a "joke" and she's already looking to get divorced. :freak: What a weirdo.

The article on people.com's the best one, it seems.
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Post by Random Name »

when rich people get drunk....


so I supposed she banged him. I bet Justins up in arms.
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Post by Johnny »

Ummm Who Cares? I certainly don't :roll:
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Nor do I, and you know what they say "If Joe Cool Doesnt care... you shouldnt either??? " :wtf:
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Post by Johnny »

She'll pull a J'Ho and get divorced
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Post by ihatethunderbay »

according to my uncle kaz, britney married madonna
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Post by tasha »

:wtf: this is a joke, right?
you have to, you just have to trust me
whoever i was then i can't ever be again
the faith you've found i've never felt
the terror held in wedding bells
the comfort in "there's no one else"
the truth be told, i'm never going to know
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Post by tasha »

holy shit it isn't. wow.
you have to, you just have to trust me
whoever i was then i can't ever be again
the faith you've found i've never felt
the terror held in wedding bells
the comfort in "there's no one else"
the truth be told, i'm never going to know
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Post by Baby Thief »

A bunch of people think that britney is a slut. I still find her very attractive.

:drool:
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Post by Tattooed Angels »

THis is what happens when you drink alot in VEGAS> YOu end up doing stupid things. I thought of the Friends episode when they were in Vegas and Rachel and Ross got married.

What would really be funny is if they can't annul it. Now that would be funny. My co-worker said it best. No pre-nup, nothing.he should seek MONEY.

From everything I read and heard it was probably two young people who got drunk and jokingly said Hey let's go get married at the chapel, then really did it.

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To people like me who actually want an article to read on this, voila:

http://ap.tbo.com/ap/breaking/MGAA9LRK1PD.html
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Post by Corey »

they already had it annulled.

And that's not the same thing as a divorce. It basically means they were never married in the first place.
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She musta wanted a taste of married sex
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well there's an easy explaination for this.

Brit wants to be just like her role-model maddona. So she's going out stirring up all sort of contrversy so she can be just like her.
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Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:She musta wanted a taste of married sex


She wanted a taste of something, all right.
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Post by namkablam »

Axtech wrote:
Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:She musta wanted a taste of married sex


She wanted a taste of something, all right.


the taste that keeps on tasting :jerk off: :drool:
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Post by Sufjan Stevens »

Wow, stupid thread that clearly belongs in the political forum....morons.
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Post by superrgirll »

heh, everyone thought she married george costanza. :lol:
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I hate Britney with a passion. Anyone else see Fromage 2003? They roasted her and her new image like mad.
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