The guitar stand story is my favorite
So a bird shats on my head today.......
by Random Name » 11/30/2003, 9:48 pm
I read through this thread and I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...oh man.
The guitar stand story is my favorite
The guitar stand story is my favorite
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by clumsychild_ » 12/1/2003, 6:07 pm
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by I AM ME » 12/2/2003, 2:08 pm
"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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by Penguin Josh » 12/2/2003, 8:01 pm
that is the second thing to make my day today, the first one of my friends got shat on by a seagull at school during lunch, and he comes over , shit dripping down his hair like did i get shit on and evey one started laughing.- Penguin Josh
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by made to heal » 12/2/2003, 8:37 pm
Okay, I wasnt gonna go into this thread, but EVERYTIME i see the name i actually kill myself laughing! hahaha..hahahahhahahahahahahah..you worded it so well! haha. *claps*
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And he can't understand how everyone goes on breathing when true love ends, his mother whispers quietly... heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive
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And he can't understand how everyone goes on breathing when true love ends, his mother whispers quietly... heaven's not a place that you go when you die, it's that moment in life when you actually feel alive
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by Long Jonny » 12/2/2003, 9:19 pm
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by Random Name » 12/3/2003, 5:44 am
Oh man!!!
Paris Hilton is gonna stick her hand up a cows ass just like you did!!!!
(It was on that crappy show on fox. I thought it was the "preview" for next week)
When I saw her with a big glove on and a cow all I thought of was you.
Paris Hilton is gonna stick her hand up a cows ass just like you did!!!!
(It was on that crappy show on fox. I thought it was the "preview" for next week)
When I saw her with a big glove on and a cow all I thought of was you.
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by Johnny » 2/6/2004, 3:58 pm
So, I glued my hand to my phone today
was doing dishes today and I broke one of my moms plates. I was like oh nuts, She's going to murder me now. She really likes her plates. So I gather up the broken pieces and I grab the glue. I sit down at the table and I start fussing with the glue. I was having toubles opening the glue. When I finally did open the glue, it spalshed all over my hands and my shirt. At that precise moment, the phone rang. I proceeded to get up(with out wiping off my hands) to answer the phone. As I'm talking on the phone, I grab the bread board(to ensure that no glue would get on the table) So I finish up with the phone and I proceeded to hang it up or I thought. I hung it up and turned to go back to the table, then I feel the phone in my hand. I look at it and Im like "what the?" I started to shake my hand and the phone wouldnt come off my hand. So I went back to the kitchen table and I sat down and I tried to put the bread board down and pull off the phone. The bread board ended up glued to my right hand. I tried to pull it off but, it hurt. It really did hurt. I tried to pull the phone off and it hurt as well. I tried to go outside and fetch some paint thinner from the garage but, I couldnt turn the doorknob.
So In the end, I called my mom and told her what happend. She was like x 238723873 and I had to wait for her to come home. For two long hours I had to wait. She finally got home and laughed at me some more. The she went and got some paint thinner from the garage and used it to free me.
The worst part of it was that I had to take a crap at the time.
was doing dishes today and I broke one of my moms plates. I was like oh nuts, She's going to murder me now. She really likes her plates. So I gather up the broken pieces and I grab the glue. I sit down at the table and I start fussing with the glue. I was having toubles opening the glue. When I finally did open the glue, it spalshed all over my hands and my shirt. At that precise moment, the phone rang. I proceeded to get up(with out wiping off my hands) to answer the phone. As I'm talking on the phone, I grab the bread board(to ensure that no glue would get on the table) So I finish up with the phone and I proceeded to hang it up or I thought. I hung it up and turned to go back to the table, then I feel the phone in my hand. I look at it and Im like "what the?" I started to shake my hand and the phone wouldnt come off my hand. So I went back to the kitchen table and I sat down and I tried to put the bread board down and pull off the phone. The bread board ended up glued to my right hand. I tried to pull it off but, it hurt. It really did hurt. I tried to pull the phone off and it hurt as well. I tried to go outside and fetch some paint thinner from the garage but, I couldnt turn the doorknob.
So In the end, I called my mom and told her what happend. She was like x 238723873 and I had to wait for her to come home. For two long hours I had to wait. She finally got home and laughed at me some more. The she went and got some paint thinner from the garage and used it to free me.
The worst part of it was that I had to take a crap at the time.
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