1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring."
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
15. Start an Orc sing-a-long .
16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!"
22. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
Things not to do during the Return of the King
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hehehehe those were also up on the lord of the rings community of livejournal. here's a couple you missed:
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
3. At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
9. At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
11. When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
14. Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins
those are great!"How can we justify spending so much on destruction and so little on life?" Matthew Good
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911
"Pray for the sheep" Matt Good
"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good
I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.
"Hold on, hold on children, your mother and father are leaving, hold on, hold on children your best freind's parents are leaving, leaving,.......*AHHH*! " - Death From Above - Black History Month
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Re: Things not to do during the Return of the King
ihatethunderbay wrote:
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
22. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
Ahahahaahahaha
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thats friggin brilliant.
actually I was joking around with the people I was going to the triliogy with about some of those, and I didn't even see the list.
I am an uber nerd man.
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Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
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Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
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Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
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thoseare friggin' hilarious. I CAN'T WAIT for ROTK.
"When looking up there, I just felt whole, like I belonged. Like one day I too would shine my most brilliant. Sitting there also made me think about sitting through services at my little country church back home. About that never-changing congregation of the same sixty-seven people and everyone has known you since before you were born. Now, out here in the real world, everything just seemed more vivid than when I used to sit in that little pew. That pew that was now so, so far away from where I was. I feared I had somehow left God behind there, too. I feared he was somehow just sitting there, saving my seat on the fifth pew from the front row, just waiting on me to come back. I left so quickly, I worried that he may not have noticed I was gone. And, now, I’m just too far away to find. So he’s just sitting there, patiently waiting on me to come back. I closed my eyes and prayed a moment. I hoped more than anything that he could still hear me." -an excerpt from my novella, A Sea of Fallen Leaves.
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I want to go to the marathan SO freakin' badly but the closest will probably be in Toronto and well .. who's gonna go with me to toronto to see it 
i miss out on everything cuz i have no friends
i miss out on everything cuz i have no friends
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I almost couldn't go.
My ticket is a christmas present cause I had no money and my friends backed out a couple of times.
but we camped out and got tickets so now I am happy!
(First people in north america to see ROTK!!!!)
My ticket is a christmas present cause I had no money and my friends backed out a couple of times.
but we camped out and got tickets so now I am happy!
(First people in north america to see ROTK!!!!)
-Sarah
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
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Joey wrote:I want to go to the marathan SO freakin' badly but the closest will probably be in Toronto and well .. who's gonna go with me to toronto to see it
i miss out on everything cuz i have no friends
Joey, if I lived a couple a hundred miles closer to ya, I would so go with you
I have no friends as well
Professional Canadian.
I have to wait until frigging BOXING DAY for it to come out here *whines about how unfair this is*
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I tried the Return of the King PS2 game yesterday. Its totally badass.....cept the ally AI needs to be improved....big time.
Basically, I was playing as Aragorn and my sidekicks Lego ass and Gimlit...well...they dont do much. I was doin most of the fighting. One level got me absolutely angry because Lego ass and Gimlit were pretty much useless
Basically, I was playing as Aragorn and my sidekicks Lego ass and Gimlit...well...they dont do much. I was doin most of the fighting. One level got me absolutely angry because Lego ass and Gimlit were pretty much useless
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