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Mine would have to be

Rob: Can I have your children?
Al: No, sorry, I want my children to be good looking.

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Oh man. :lol:
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Post by Penguin Josh »

mine is

Andrea: "I'll rip out your lungs and wear them as earmuffs"
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I need to say that more often; I never say it anymore.
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Post by Clumsy7Thief »

Mine:

Me: Mel called you a thong, Nam. :P
Nam: I'm a human thong!
~Emily

[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]
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[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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For some reason, this what hysterical when I first read it
"Dear Peanut-Breathany"
-Sarah

Goodbye you liar,
Well you sipped from the cup but you don't own up to anything
Then you think you will inspire
Take apart your head
(and I wish I could inspire)
Take apart your demons, then you add it to the list.
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Post by Odio La Cabra »

...thats kinda mean.....
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.

One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...

cant sleep the clowns will eat me

We all miss the big daddy quick....

*Liz...R*
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Post by clumsychild_ »

Not a quote but, this never ceases to amuse me:

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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I keep seeing that everywhere! What the fuck is it :lol: :lol: ?
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Post by Clumsy7Thief »

OMG! I love that freaky green dude! Haha. This is now my favourite quote:

sandman wrote:*guy rolls into emerg w/ his gf*
doc: what happened to her?
guy: we were just having sex i swear.. i think my damn penis started to devour her damn uterus
doc: :wtf:

*guy whips out his penis*

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doc: oh good god. :wtf:


:lol::lol::lol::lol:
~Emily

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Post by Odio La Cabra »

...i remember that....
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.

One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...

cant sleep the clowns will eat me

We all miss the big daddy quick....

*Liz...R*
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i never should've corrupted the CM with that happy dinosaur creature thing.
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megxyz128 wrote:i never should've corrupted the CM with that happy dinosaur creature thing.


but he's so dreamy :love:
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:lol:
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Post by areusad831 »

various excerpts from jacqui and the flavored condom thread :mrgreen:
old school CM'er 4 Life
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Post by clumsychild_ »

This entire page is also quite good:

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... 5&start=60

:lol: :lol:
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anything by Lando

except this one

don't count this one

it sucks nuts

and being christmas time and such, you can buy a lot of nuts
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oh lando..:lol:

I missed you :lol:
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clumsychild_ wrote:This entire page is also quite good:

http://www.clumsymonkey.net/phpBB2/view ... 5&start=60

:lol: :lol:


mmm life... :lol:
Lick a finger: feel the now.
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Post by nikki4982 »

This is a pretty funny one, from the Villanova thread...

sandman wrote:that involves going to jail tho!
and i dont wanna take it up the ass :crying:

xonodoubt69 wrote:your not devoted enough to take it up the ass? What's that bout?!


:lol:
<table><tr><td>~ Nikki Edwards
Queen of the Harpies <img src="../phpBB2/files/queen_of_harpies.gif" align="texttop"></td><td><font color="orange">President of the Pookie Brigade</font>
"If you put those on the internet, I'll kill you guys!" - Jer</td></tr></table>
<center><img src="../phpBB2/files/squiggle.gif">

<font color="#3C8C8B">Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us,
above us only sky, imagine all the people, <font color="#FFFFFF">living</font> for today...</font>

<font color="#50B4B3">Imagine there's no countries, it isn't hard to do, nothing to kill or die
for, no religion too, imagine all the people, living <font color="#FFFFFF">life</font> in peace...</font>

<font color="#89CDCC">Imagine no possesions, I wonder if you can, no need for greed or <font color="#FFFFFF">hunger</font>,
a brotherhood of man, imagine all the people, sharing all the <font color="#FFFFFF">world</font>...</font>

<font color="#B1DFDE">You may say I'm a <font color="#FFFFFF">dreamer</font>, but I'm not the only one, I hope
some day you'll join us, and the world will <font color="#FFFFFF">live</font> as one.</font></center></font>
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