the astoundingly brilliant exchange of information i just heard from across the hall:
random girl: so yeah... like the rumor is she gave like 5 or 10 guys head in a row - like, a whole bunch- and it was like, so much, she like swallowed so much that she had to get her stomach pumped!
stupid neighbor guy: whoa... now way... why would she need it pumped?
random girl: because, like she sallowed so much... but i'm not so sure if i believe all that, i mean would you really need to get your stomach pumped? wouldn't you just like, puke it all up on your own?
there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, your question of the day. ponder it deeply.
sandsleeper wrote:random girl: because, like she sallowed so much... but i'm not so sure if i believe all that, i mean would you really need to get your stomach pumped? wouldn't you just like, puke it all up on your own?
there you have it, ladies and gentlemen, your question of the day. ponder it deeply.
"there is nothing because there are no words with wich to think any other way than regurgitating slogans and propaganda that has been served to you by the government. people become human soundtracks. it prevents self expression and without words to express individual thoughts what becomes of a person? they are nothing but an extention of human power"-Yvette S.
One day we went to kindergarten and they never let us out...
sandsleeper wrote:the astoundingly brilliant exchange of information i just heard from across the hall:
random girl: so yeah... like the rumor is she gave like 5 or 10 guys head in a row - like, a whole bunch- and it was like, so much, she like swallowed so much that she had to get her stomach pumped!
Messy.
On a different subject, Never EVER put out a grease fire with flour.
for some reason, i never thought that i had to audition for college. darn. but hey, i've got 2 and a half years to get better at my flute. meh.
don't ask, i'm just rambling.
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.
...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.