lets get some quotes happening

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/22/2003, 4:29 pm

Nam has it now. :nod:

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 10/22/2003, 5:06 pm

Bethany's wacky quote of the day:

BleedToPleaseYou: well, if you were gay, you could have him crawl up your butt
BleedToPleaseYou: i mean, gay people have gerbils do it
BleedToPleaseYou: why not squirrels?
OLPMazurite: ewww are you serious
BleedToPleaseYou: look into felching
BleedToPleaseYou: lol

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/22/2003, 7:11 pm

wouldn't you also have to be a man in this scenario?

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 10/22/2003, 7:19 pm

Oh come on, like women can't take gerbils up the ass. You know, you do have one of those babe.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/22/2003, 7:49 pm

Yeah but if she was gay... I wasn't aware that lesbians were into that... oh, and so do you babe, and last I heard you're not gay

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 10/22/2003, 9:25 pm

Very true, I like my women spread eagle. Umm yeah, now how the hell are we supposed to not let this thread die after conversing about felching and women with legs wide open?

Bandalero · Post by **Bandalero** » 10/22/2003, 10:18 pm

"Let's go mountaineers......Let's go grab some beers!" - Actual West Virginia University student body cheer.

Furious George · Post by **Furious George** » 10/22/2003, 10:25 pm

Quoted from a conversation with a friend today:

Friend: ...and imagine if the abdominal snowman came along..

Me: What the hell's an abdominal snowman? A snowman with ABS?!?

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/23/2003, 12:46 am

hehe this made me giggle.

<xonodoubt69> will we ever get out of hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
<faNINor> stop and think awhile
<faNINor> no
<faNINor> no we won't
<xonodoubt69> hehe
<faNINor> whee only 1 more assignment to do before 8:00 tomorrow morning
<xonodoubt69> whoop!
<faNINor> there it is
<xonodoubt69> it took me a while to figure out why u said that :-/
<faNINor> <faNINor> stop and think awhile
<faNINor> $\m/$
<xonodoubt69> haha ur silly
<faNINor> hah i should have said "will we ever get out of here" instead

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/23/2003, 1:41 am

Furious George wrote:Quoted from a conversation with a friend today:

Friend: ...and imagine if the abdominal snowman came along..

Me: What the hell's an abdominal snowman? A snowman with ABS?!?

Oh god, that's a good one. :lol:

Post by **faninor** » 10/23/2003, 2:02 am

<namgasm> we can eat fig newtons and beat it

That emoticon really should not exist.

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 10/23/2003, 2:02 am

nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 10/23/2003, 2:03 am

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/23/2003, 2:03 am

kyks17 · Post by **kyks17** » 10/23/2003, 2:04 am

*very scared*

buzhwa · Post by **buzhwa** » 10/23/2003, 5:44 pm

<namgasm> we can eat fig newtons and beat it

"Oh my God! There's an orgy in my mouth!" -Stewie from Family Guy, eating Fig Newtons :lol:

Dr. Hobo · Post by **Dr. Hobo** » 10/23/2003, 10:37 pm

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
--Oscar Wilde

altho im dropping the "es" and going with drinking class

Joanne · Post by **Joanne** » 10/24/2003, 4:22 am

For all you LOTR fans, heres some of my favorite quotes for the Fellowship...

Arwen: What’s this? A ranger caught off his guard?

~~~~
Aragorn: You said you'd bind yourself to me -- Forsaking the immortal life of your people.

Arwen: And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.

Arwen: I choose a mortal life.

Aragorn: You cannot give me this!

Arwen: It is mine to give to whom I will...like my heart.

~~~~

Pippin: What about breakfast?

Strider: We’ve already had it.

Pippin: We've had one yes. What about second breakfast?

Merry: Don't think he knows about second breakfast Pip.

Pippin: What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them doesn’t he?
~~~~

There are many more, because i wrote the whole script down while watching the movie and i have an internet version on my computer, but i have to go to school now - cya later

clumsychild_ · Post by **clumsychild_** » 10/24/2003, 10:20 am

recent conversation on MSN:

<me> i'm bored as..a kleenex box
<chrissy> those things are only bored when everyone in the household is healthy.
<chrissy> otherwise, they're getting their guts ripped out of themselves

Post by **saman** » 10/24/2003, 2:03 pm

emperor's new groove:

pasha: whoa, hey little guy, where'd you come from?
kuzco: ugh, no touchy!
pasha: aaah! demon llama!!
kuzco: demon llama?! where?! *looks at llama, freaks out and runs, trips of his face*
pasha: okay demon llama, just calm down. i mean you no harm
----
*kronk has just thrown kuzco's unconscious body in the river and it's about to fall*
kronk angel: you're not just gonna let him die like that, are ya big guy? *poofs up on kronk's shoulder*
kronk: my shoulder angel
kronk devil: don't listen to that guy. *poofs up on kronk's other shoulder* he's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness. i'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!
-----
chicha: what do you mean it's stuck? trying jiggling the handle a little.
yzma: there is no handle!
chicha: there's not? are you sure?
yzma: alright, that does it. tell us where the talking llama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.
kronk: uhh, don't you mean "or"?
yzma: gahh. tell us where the talking llama is OR we'll burn your house to the ground
chaca: well, which is it? that seems like a pretty crucial conjunction
yzma: i've had enough of this. kronk, break the door down.
kronk: break it down? but...this is hand-carved mahagony!
yzma: fine, get out of my way. i'll break it down myself!