lets get some quotes happening

[superboots]

OLPMazurite: i have no attention span!
OLPMazurite: i am the greatest!
OLPMazurite: I am the greatest thing since sliced bread!
OLPMazurite: i am better than the bread
OLPMazurite: i am better than white bread too even wonder bread with the little polka dots on them
OLPMazurite: i am better than that bread and the rainbow bread you can buy at k mart
OLPMazurite: i am better than wheat bread too and raisin bread and rye bread cause rye bread is gross
OLPMazurite: yes
asuburbanman: weirdo
asuburbanman: okay im doing my paper now
asuburbanman: peace out dawg
OLPMazurite: :-( ok
OLPMazurite: i write three papers
OLPMazurite: in three hours
OLPMazurite: weeeeeeeeee
asuburbanman: may the force be with you
OLPMazurite: *dances*
OLPMazurite: no force
OLPMazurite: i don't need force


I am so great i scare myself sometimes.

[Dr. Hobo]

hi sand.

this is bethany.

OLPMazurite: i have no attention span!
OLPMazurite: i am the greatest!
OLPMazurite: I am the greatest thing since sliced bread!
OLPMazurite: i am better than the bread
OLPMazurite: i am better than white bread too even wonder bread with the little polka dots on them
OLPMazurite: i am better than that bread and the rainbow bread you can buy at k mart
OLPMazurite: i am better than wheat bread too and raisin bread and rye bread cause rye bread is gross
OLPMazurite: yes
asuburbanman: weirdo
asuburbanman: okay im doing my paper now
asuburbanman: peace out dawg
OLPMazurite: :-( ok
OLPMazurite: i write three papers
OLPMazurite: in three hours
OLPMazurite: weeeeeeeeee
asuburbanman: may the force be with you
OLPMazurite: *dances*
OLPMazurite: no force
OLPMazurite: i don't need force


I am so great i scare myself sometimes.

this is bethany on drugs.
any questions?

[superboots]

hey! i'm not on drugs!!!

well i'm not on any illegal drugs presently

*runs away*

[superboots]

bethany's wacky quote of the day

asuburbanman: pssh i am god
OLPMazurite: if you are god then what am i
asuburbanman: pee pee
OLPMazurite: oh
OLPMazurite: but but
OLPMazurite: :-(
OLPMazurite: pee pee gets flushed down the toilet
OLPMazurite: i thought i was better than that
OLPMazurite: *cries*
asuburbanman: hehe
asuburbanman: you are the pee pee i hold in my heart
OLPMazurite: wow
OLPMazurite: um...i feel...honored

[Dr. Hobo]

hmmm
so rob and bethany are both on drugs

[superboots]

yup

some damn fine drugs we are on

[Dr. Hobo]

i know ... i want some

[nikki4982]

<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
< phxl|paper > and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances : D\-<
* nmp3bot dances : D|-<
* nmp3bot dances : D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

Bash.org!!! I love that site, and I love that quote even more.

And, since chat quotes are showing up... I'll post some (ok, a LOT) of my favorite Hub quotes and show you guys what you're all missing by not joining us more often.

<nam_kablam> no free sluts!!!!!
<nam_kablam> slots
<nam_kablam> :O

<nam_kablam> I'm going to follow Chantal around and yell "BRING BACK THE SUN!!" until she plays it
<nam_kablam> or until Raine kills me

<nam_kablam> you're fat online
<nam_kablam> everyone is
<sandnippy> good point

<nikki4982> *wonders if she's watching "out of here"* hahahaha
<kyks17> what........the...........fuck...........WAS HE WEARING?!?!?!?!
<nikki4982> that'd be a yes

<faninor> I don't think this Under Zenith demo is real. .
<xonodoubt69> i don't think your real
<faninor> I'm not.
<xonodoubt69> see i'm right

<nam_kablam> Bill Gates is cool
<nam_kablam> he's a sex machine

<faninor> First I ask for the remaining demos, followed by the '92 performance they had taped, Club Soda, WOW Hall, and Stace's job.

<kyks17> nam, quit existing
<nam_kablam>
<nam_kablam> that was mean

<nam_kablam> I'm gagging! helpppppp meeeeeeeeee
<kyks17> shudduppa ya face

<nikki4982> :O
<nikki4982> we had a club called "TATU"
<nam_kablam> was it full of lesbians?

<nam_kablam> yea matt, show some belly y0
<nam_kablam> can't believe I just said that

<kyks17> i dunt want ur sig on my ass
<nam_kablam> why not? mark my terrority :O
<nikki4982> hahahahah
<kyks17> :O my ass is ur territory?!
<nam_kablam> that didn't come out right
<kyks17> hahahaha no it did not
<nam_kablam> please ignore it

<nam_kablam> hey, did you see the birdman dance?
<nikki4982> hahahah, what vid?
<nam_kablam> Rolling Rock!
<nikki4982> haha, not yet
<nikki4982> *runs to watch*
<nikki4982> ok, HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, that's definitely the first time i've seen the birdman dance
<nikki4982> and, dude, you could tell that raine SO wanted to molest duncan
<nam_kablam> hahah
<nam_kablam> when?
<nikki4982> "feel him close"
<nikki4982> watch it
<nikki4982> haha
<nam_kablam> oh hhahaha
<nam_kablam> Raine only goes for the younger dudes
<nam_kablam> so he just pushes Duncan
<nikki4982> HAHAHAHA
<nikki4982> soooooo... he'd like to molest jer???
<nam_kablam> if he didn't have those sticks, I bet he could
<nam_kablam> *poke*beat*poke*
<nikki4982> HAHAHAH
<nikki4982> yeah, raine wouldn't have those perdy blue eyes no more if he tried to molest jer
<nam_kablam> hah nope :O
<nikki4982> maybe he'd just poke out one of his eyes, and raine could wear an eyepatch like a pirate... that'd be cool
<nam_kablam> :O
<nam_kablam> arrrrrrrrrr lady peace matey
<nikki4982> HAHAHAH

<nikki4982> *eats her nana*
<kyks17> :O
<kyks17> ur eatin ur grandma?1
<nikki4982> hhahaahh, no, she's mommom
<kyks17> oh haha
<kyks17> .....who r u eating then?
<nikki4982> <-- has a banana
<kyks17> oh i see

<kyks17> DUDE im gonna win solitaire again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<nikki4982> i don't think i've ever heard anyone quite that excited over solitaire
<kyks17> i did itttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<nam_kablam> you cheated

<nam_kablam> they should make a version of Life (With Clowns)
<nam_kablam> have clowns tackle the pregnant chick

<nikki4982> i'm trying to decide whether i like pink or green nerds more
<nikki4982> i think i like the green ones more
<nam_kablam> what a complicated life you live

<nam_kablam> quit dissing Santa

<nikki4982> metallica < megadeth
<nikki4982> HAH
<nikki4982> i did that backwards
<nam_kablam> hah
<nam_kablam> nikki < math
<nikki4982> HAHA
<Reijin> heheh
<nam_kablam>
<kyks17> hahahahha

<nam_kablam> too bad you can't ban people in real life

<nam_kablam> maybe I'll have a dream of me remembering you're 2nd dream
<nam_kablam> your
<nikki4982> HAHA
<nam_kablam> don't correct me
<nam_kablam> :O
<kyks17> hahahahhaa
<nikki4982> ... nam's talking to himself
<kyks17> yes he is
<nam_kablam>
<nam_kablam> I wanted to correct myself
<nam_kablam> good one on that
<nam_kablam> thanks
<nam_kablam> no problem
<nikki4982> hahahahha
<xjsb125> :O

<kyks17> BAH i dropped half my bagel
<Reijin> 5 second rule
<Reijin> pick it up
<Reijin> its still good
<kyks17> :*(****
<Reijin> unless you dropped it on like...dirt
<kyks17> no i dropped it in stuff
<Reijin> like what?
<kyks17> like boric acid
<Reijin> oh. alright then.

<kyks17> Nikki: ruining lives since 1874.
<nikki4982> :O i'm old!

[06:41] <kyks17> Patience young grasshopper.
[06:41] <nikki4982> NEIN!
[06:41] <kyks17> SEIN!
[06:41] <kyks17> Okay I just yelled boob in french . . .
[06:42] <kyks17> We're gonna pretend that was an actual german word that meant yes. (6
[06:42] <nikki4982> hahahahh

Whoo, ok, that's all the ones I figured you'd guys'd understand. We've got tons of inside jokes that I could've pasted, too... but, I didn't.

[Fras]

I want to join the hub now Looks like a blast

[xoNoDoubt69]

<nam_kablam> too bad you can't ban people in real life

That one's my favorite

I want to join the hub now Looks like a blast

Soooooooooooo Joinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

[doug]

quotes from the mouth of god himself:

"When we first started playing this song [SCL], we got into a lot of trouble. First, MTV cut up the video. Then, we had cops showing up at our dressing rooms, figuring that we're a bunch of drug addicts. Well, we are. But you'll never find our shit!"

"People constantly ask us what we have against the British. We have nothing against the British.In fact, all of us in Third Eye Blind love everybody. But I still don't want to go to London."

"Woodstock, it's over, it's gone, look, here's Woodstock, see there are hippies driving a Range Rover and they've got the top up so the air conditioning is on, so the patchouli stays dry."

"I don't think you need to know what you want either, you know why? Because you are young, you are strong, and you are horny and NO ONE can stop you!"

"Fuck fucking, get down and dirty!"

(After being asked if they were single)"No we're all married and we have large families and we're Amish. We don't have a tour bus, we have one of those wagons and uh, we have no zippers, all buttons. And what I wanna tell ya is that ya know, that kind of lifestyle, my eleven kids, makes being on the road very complicated because uh, I've got wandering eyes and I'm really horny." (then he goes on to say) "No come on, we're all single. Of course, young kids like us. We're all single as Backstreet Boys."

"Fuck the government."

"The powers-that-be of this university believe they know what's best for you, so they've made the decision that MTV can't distribute condoms. However, I can do whatever the fuck I want, baby."

And a few from Kevin Cadogan:

"In my early 20's, I just felt like I was on my deathbed...I went through practically every anti-depressant there was on the market. I know what it feels like to wake up and want to go right back to bed. So anyone who's feeling that way now, I'm down with you. You've got to have faith that it will end, you know."

"This is my favourite thing to do in the whole world and I recommend it highly. You should do this right now...CAN I GRADUATE?"

[Dr. Hobo]

hey! the gonads one got cut!

[xoNoDoubt69]

quotes from the mouth of god himself:
"People constantly ask us what we have against the British. We have nothing against the British.In fact, all of us in Third Eye Blind love everybody. But I still don't want to go to London."

[trentm32]

I think, that was something about how, without death, we would never enjoy life. Twas good.

That's from AOSM, by Kurzweil

[Joanne]

Nikki those were some some great quotes

Here one that happened in school a while ago:

Me: hey I smell popcorn *putting shoes on*
Melissa: ya me too. I wonder who has it...
Me: dude wait...
Melissa: what?!?!? I'm hungry.
Me: Dude thats my feet.....
Me and Melissa: (for like ten minutes non-stop)

[clumsychild_]

<nam_kablam> arrrrrrrrrr lady peace matey

[Random Name]

^

[Clumsy7Thief]

OMG, Nikki those Hub quotes were amazing! I have some of of my own now...

<automaticflowers> tim, emily has a dirty mind :O
<cyke68> oh?
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah I do
<Clumsy7Thief>
<automaticflowers> yes
<cyke68> in what way?
<Clumsy7Thief> hehe
<automaticflowers> u know the part in happiness where raine moans?
<Clumsy7Thief> and sounds like he's having sex???
<automaticflowers> lol tell him what u said emily
<Clumsy7Thief> ah ah ah uh ah ah ah uh ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hhehehe
<automaticflowers> he does not!!
<automaticflowers> lol
<cyke68> in happiness & the fish?
<automaticflowers> poor guy
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah
<automaticflowers> no tim in clumsy
<cyke68> ...
<Clumsy7Thief> chantal helped him with it
<cyke68> that was snide
<automaticflowers> hehe
<automaticflowers> chantal wasn't even there
<cyke68> lol
<cyke68> no...
<cyke68> she was
<cyke68> down somewhere
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHAHA
<automaticflowers> eww
<Clumsy7Thief> ah ah ah uh ah ah ah uh ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh
<automaticflowers> u guys are sick
<Clumsy7Thief> *dies laughing*
<Clumsy7Thief> no were not
<Clumsy7Thief> were human!
<automaticflowers> ur 14 girlie!!!
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hehehehe
<Clumsy7Thief> so?????
<automaticflowers> tsk tsk
<Clumsy7Thief> ah ah ah uh ah ah ah uh ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhh
<Clumsy7Thief> I don't care
<cyke68> well i'm 19 so that is kinda bad...
<cyke68> but regardless!
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<automaticflowers> HAHA
<cyke68> i need to listen to happiness now
<Clumsy7Thief> haha me too!
<automaticflowers> but regrdless u guys are perverted
<Clumsy7Thief> nah uh
<cyke68> lol
<cyke68> well i had to clarify since you said chantal wasn't around
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<Clumsy7Thief> u clarified quite well
<automaticflowers> LOL
<cyke68> lol i thought i was pretty delicate about it
<Clumsy7Thief> u were
<automaticflowers> NOT REALLY
<automaticflowers> "SHE'S DOWN SOMEWHERE"
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> u could have been much more graphic
<cyke68> that's just overtones yea
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hhaha
<cyke68> i used clever euphemisms
<cyke68> to say... what i'm not gonna say
<automaticflowers> uhuh
<automaticflowers> leave raine alone will ya?
<Clumsy7Thief> he wrote it!!!
<Clumsy7Thief> we have to mention it
<automaticflowers> yes but not inthat way
<Clumsy7Thief> ;-)
<automaticflowers> sicko!!!
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<Clumsy7Thief> I'm better than brit!
<Clumsy7Thief> she's gonna rape steve!
<automaticflowers> not really
<cyke68> lol
<cyke68> i'm sometimes afraid of tanya raping me...
<Clumsy7Thief> she's seems quite determined
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHAHAHA
<automaticflowers> HAHAHA
<Clumsy7Thief> u should be tim
<automaticflowers> dont worry she's only 14
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> she's 16
<cyke68> uh oh
<automaticflowers> i meant that
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<Clumsy7Thief> suuuuuurrre
<automaticflowers> lol
<cyke68> well i'll be on my toes
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<Clumsy7Thief> u should be
<cyke68> maybe i'll get advice from steve on how to avoid these situations... he must be used to it

<cyke68> we sometimes wonder if musicians are high during the writing of certain songs... i guess horniness can be a factor too

<automaticflowers> i just smudged my nail....hm..now it looks like a oompa lumpa
<cyke68> LOL
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHHAHA
<cyke68> oompa lumpa
<Clumsy7Thief> that's a funny word
<Clumsy7Thief> hehe
<cyke68> yes it is
<cyke68> from a bizarre movie
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah...very weird movie
<cyke68> LOL
<cyke68> i think i was the ONLY person bothered by that fact that...
<automaticflowers> err yes
<cyke68> the other kids all got killed, basically
<cyke68> the fat kid drowned
<automaticflowers> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
<Clumsy7Thief> ahahahahaha
<automaticflowers> not really
<automaticflowers> he just got sucked up
<cyke68> the gum chewing girl inflated or whatever
<Clumsy7Thief> the bithcy one was a blueberry
<cyke68> i totally think he drowned. he was under there a lot
<cyke68> right her.
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<automaticflowers> lol thats sad tim
<cyke68> i don't think she could've survived that
<Clumsy7Thief> I don't think so either
<automaticflowers> guys
<cyke68> lol
<automaticflowers> ITS A MOVIE!!!
<Clumsy7Thief> wasn't on kid like 3 inches tall too
<Clumsy7Thief> so??
<cyke68> i'm just saying is all
<cyke68> lol ohhh yea
<cyke68> the tv kid i think?
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah
<cyke68> it just always bothered me as a kid
<cyke68> what happened to the other bitchy girl?
<Clumsy7Thief> ummmm
<Clumsy7Thief> she went down into the trash shoot or someting
<cyke68> lmao
<automaticflowers> lol
<cyke68> so dead too
<Clumsy7Thief> yeah
<Clumsy7Thief> all dead
<cyke68> crushed by the trash compactor, i'd imagine
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHAH
<cyke68> lol and NOBODY else cared
<Clumsy7Thief> I care now!
<Clumsy7Thief>
<cyke68> they were either apathetic, or in wonka's case, flat out pissed that they broke the rules
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<Clumsy7Thief> probably a little of both
<cyke68> he was like, oh dammit, get that fat kid outta there, now i've gotta have the whole filtration system changed
<automaticflowers> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHA
<automaticflowers> that kid was so darn ugly
<cyke68> lmao
<cyke68> nice
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<cyke68> and his lazy ass grandparents...
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<cyke68> but wait... weren't there like 5 of them?
<Clumsy7Thief> 4
<Clumsy7Thief> all in one bed
<cyke68> ok
<Clumsy7Thief> *shudder*
<cyke68> lol cuz i was gonna say, how'd he have 5 grandparents
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<Clumsy7Thief> ummm
<cyke68> all piled in the same bed yeah
<cyke68> ill
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<Clumsy7Thief> it's just wrong
<automaticflowers> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
<automaticflowers> u know how they must smell??
<Clumsy7Thief> haha
<cyke68> and his poor mother, worked herself to the bone just so those ungrateful wretches could bitch about the bread they had to eat or whatever
<Clumsy7Thief> one hadn't walked in 20 years.....
<cyke68> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<cyke68> they had a sequel to the book...
<cyke68> the glass elevator or whatever
<Clumsy7Thief> I know
<automaticflowers> what, charlie takes manhatten
<cyke68> as there a movie?
<Clumsy7Thief> what was up with the elevator???
<cyke68> LOL
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHA
<Clumsy7Thief> I dunno
<cyke68> charlie takes manhattan
<Clumsy7Thief> with all 4 lazy grandparents!
<automaticflowers> HAHA
<cyke68> yup
<automaticflowers> smelly
<Clumsy7Thief> lol
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<automaticflowers> imagine someone who didnt take a shower in 20 years
<cyke68> hahahaha
<Clumsy7Thief> ewwww
<cyke68> ill
<Clumsy7Thief> the smell.....
<cyke68> and being in an airtight elevator
<Clumsy7Thief> *vomits*
<cyke68> like... when a person farts in an elevator, you just wanna die
<automaticflowers> LOL
<Clumsy7Thief> hahaha
<cyke68> imagine 4 old ppl who already smell, farting on top of it
<Clumsy7Thief> HAHAHAHAAH
<automaticflowers> HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
<automaticflowers> ILLLL
<cyke68> totally ill
<Clumsy7Thief> EWWWWWWWWW
<Clumsy7Thief> *projectile vomits*

There kinda long, but really funny! Haha.

[nikki4982]

I've got another from me last night! This is exactly the reason why I should not be left alone on the hub:

[07:44] <nikki4982> hahah, i'm gonna have some nickelbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack for you people... not that ANY of our nickelback fans are here right now...
[08:14] <nikki4982> wheee! it's from a dee vee deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[08:14] <nikki4982> haha, i've lost it
[08:14] <nikki4982> *dances around*
[08:14] <nikki4982> yaaaaaaaaaay nickelbaaaaaaaaaaaack!!
[08:14] <nikki4982> oh man
[08:14] <nikki4982> hahah
[08:15] <nikki4982> ooh, it's done encoding
[08:15] <nikki4982> i'm so excited! hahahahh
[08:24] <nikki4982> *sigh* no one here to share in my nickelback excitement
[08:24] <nikki4982> hahaha
[08:43] <nikki4982> hahahahahhhahhah!!!
[08:43] <nikki4982> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:44] <nikki4982> *goes off to find chad kroegar to tell him the big news*

[kyks17]

Aww, Nikki sucks!

PS: Gimme the Nickelback! GIMME!!!!!!!!