Dear Bethany and friends:

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 9/1/2003, 5:03 pm

*fully clothed val*

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/1/2003, 5:37 pm

Only I get to see Val naked.

emily · Post by **emily** » 9/1/2003, 5:46 pm

can I join in?

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 9/1/2003, 5:49 pm

Rufus Wainwright wrote:Only I get to see Val naked.

haha!

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/1/2003, 9:13 pm

Emily, there's always a place for you in my brothel.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 9/2/2003, 12:45 am

Alan's thread aka Alan's Brothel

Clumsy7Thief · Post by **Clumsy7Thief** » 9/2/2003, 2:32 pm

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/2/2003, 3:56 pm

Hey, is it wrong to like nubile women that have sex with me on command? I think not!

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 9/2/2003, 4:03 pm

But I thought I was special :cry:

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 9/2/2003, 4:57 pm

Dear Bethany and friends:

I was wondering if anyone could tell me a good program that will speed up my 56k modem conection? Thanks in advance.

Slow modem user.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/2/2003, 5:15 pm

Dear Slow Boy,

I know exactly what will make your 56K connection move faster. I don't know if you've heard of this or not, but there's this thing, it's called a "cable modem" and it makes your internet move waaaay faster than the customary 56K connection. You can't really download it, as much as piss your parents off enough until they buy it, but in the end, you will personally be spending nothing at all and your computer will move faster.

~Alan

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 9/2/2003, 5:36 pm

Dear Bethany and Friends,

I think my neighbor may be some sort of alien or supernatural being. Just the other day, I was getting in my car, and I saw him peeking out of his garage window with fiercly glowing, red eyes. I also hear screams (not of the pleasurable nature), coming from his garage, where he seems to spend a great deal of time. He also knows every bit of trivia about Star Trek, which is the death knell in my mind. What can I do to protect my loved ones, if indeed he is a walking X-File?

Mystified in Morgan

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 9/2/2003, 7:11 pm

Dear Alan

Thanks I have to waite another month until i get a cable modem because i have to pay for at least half of the bill for it and i may be getting a job then.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 9/15/2003, 2:19 pm

Dear Bethany,

Feel better. You've got us.

~The CM.

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 9/15/2003, 3:22 pm

thanks

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 10/9/2003, 4:02 am

Dear girls, I like your pants around your feet. I like the dirt that's on your knees. I like the way you still say please while you're looking up at me.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/9/2003, 9:57 am

Dear pigface,

This may explain your trouble getting dates.

Love always,
Alex

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 10/9/2003, 6:24 pm

haha lesbians

trentm32 · Post by **trentm32** » 10/17/2003, 2:57 pm

lesbians RULE.

happening fish · Post by **happening fish** » 10/17/2003, 3:09 pm

Leave it to guys to be the biggest fans of the chicks they'll never get any action out of :lol: