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i finally got my fucking internet to work and so i am taking full advantage of that fact. i took pictures of my room and my new posters and i also made a list of

Physical Dangers Waiting to Befall Freshmen Students at the University of Michigan

-falling backwards on your inadequately hooked loft ladder
-suffocating in a plate of beef stroganoff after tripping in the overcrowded cafeteria and falling face down into your food
-dying from the above mentioned cafeteria food poisoning
-developing a hernia due to carrying $450+ worth of books across campus
-being mauled by overly human-friendly squirrels for refusing to relinquish your bag of Doritos while crossing the Diag
-being run over while crossing State Street by some PMSing truck driver
-losing complete control of your arm muscles due to carrying 3 weeks worth of laundry all the way though the residence hall
-falling backwards down the stairs carrying said laundry back across BFE and up to the 4th floor
-dying from heat exhaustion despite sitting next to no less than 3 fans
-being mauled by "pacifist" hippies for refusing to donate to Greenpeace
-incurring 3rd degree burns from bubble tea due to angry Chinese Christians
-gouging your eyes out because its 3 in the morning and your roommate has been talking to her boyfriend in Iowa for the last 5 hours
-suffocating, trapped in a frat house bathroom with an inefficient lock system, being hit in the head by an inadequately attached frat house bedroom door, tripping on the frat house floorboards and ending up with a rusty nail in the forehead, and being raped by sophomores who spot your freshman girl bracelet that the less shady frats are required by law to enforce
-freezing to death outside at 4 in the morning during a fire drill
-permanent, debilitating insanity due to the emo girls down the hall playing bright eyes 24 hours a day with their door open
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3 more pictures
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haha. I'd kill myself if I lived in a dorm.
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dude

i want to meet the bright eyes girls
bgorka@umich.edu
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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Two things.

1. How are you still alive?

2. Why the fuck did you not tell me about emo girls? I need me a woman, and you know this. So let's start throwing in some good words about me, and I will take care of them.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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WHY DID YOU BUY THAT CHEMISTRY BOOK!
I HAVE THAT BOOK
I COULD HAVE SOLD IT TO YOU!!!

:cuss:
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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:lol:
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sorry beth, i dont actually know if they listen to bright eyes but all i know is that its emo, no offense but i can't really tell the differences between the bands. their names are lauren and liz and they're sophomores if that helps (probably not)

im not sure how or why i am still alive and kicking but for some reason this is still better than home...no screaming children or fascist stepmothers
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OLPMazurite wrote:WHY DID YOU BUY THAT CHEMISTRY BOOK!
I HAVE THAT BOOK
I COULD HAVE SOLD IT TO YOU!!!

:cuss:


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH thats $140 down the drain! i thought it was a new edition and we couldn't get it used. motherfucker
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Yeah, at least you left the crazy bitch and little kids at home. I suppose near-death experiences are better than your stepmom.

Sign on AIM, wench.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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oh and by the way thats only about half of the books that i need for classes...that picture was taken a while ago and i have since bought the rest of the books on my list for poli sci
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Oh that always happens to me....we should have a CM textbook trade :lol:

Sounds like fun..living in a dorm...
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i must take a picture of my room
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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MY dorm room:
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HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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my room is SO big that i can't fit it all in the picture
and it is all mine
*knocks on wood*
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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That's awesome! I wish I could decorate.
awkward is the new cool
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fuck you

i get less than 6 square feet to myself
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Now that's my kind of dorm.
A single shizzle.
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yes it is called a co-op :nod:

and it only costs 3800 for the school year
HARDCORE!!!

OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?

I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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Post by Henrietta »

What is better, living w/ your fam, or roommates? From your experience, of course.
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