Mac Killed My Inner Child

Susan · Post by **Susan** » 9/9/2003, 2:44 pm

http://www.waveworks.net/mac.html

ihatethunderbay · Post by **ihatethunderbay** » 9/9/2003, 2:54 pm

"i like the handle. you can attatch a chain to it and use it as a BOAT ANCHOR!!"

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/9/2003, 3:13 pm

"one thing about a Mac is that it's easy to shut down. Just use a program and POOF! it's gone!"

:lol:

dream in japanese · Post by **dream in japanese** » 9/9/2003, 4:25 pm

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/9/2003, 4:51 pm

I sent this link to Gabe (PA).

So, if anything is mentioned about this on PA (ie, a great opening for a Pie Hole moment), you know who to thank.

...

Me.

Among the other billion PA fans that sent this to them.

"I keep seeing this thing bouncing up and down. The update manager thing is jumping up and down in the corner like a JACK RUSSEL FUCKING TERRIER!"

"Just to hear Norton go, 'YOU IDIOT! YOU OWN A MAC! THE FUCKING FILE IS GONE!'"

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 9/9/2003, 5:00 pm

OMG, my day just got a little better.

joe_canadian · Post by **joe_canadian** » 9/9/2003, 5:27 pm

Somewhere, Aerin's Mac Sense is tingling.

Aerin: "Jeepers! Someone is mocking Macs on the CM! MacAerin away!"

Random Name · Post by **Random Name** » 9/9/2003, 5:35 pm

That was bloody brilliant. :lol:

wanan · Post by **wanan** » 9/9/2003, 11:32 pm

PS: In reality, Macs are superior in every way to PC's.

I AM ME · Post by **I AM ME** » 9/9/2003, 11:44 pm

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nikki4982 · Post by **nikki4982** » 9/10/2003, 12:31 am

Suuuuuuuuuure they are.

My god that video was funny. :lol:

*sends to Monkey*

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 9/10/2003, 2:41 am

lol the video was funny

but wanan is correct. Especially for anything to do with video production. Even Hollywood edits movies on macs these days.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 9/10/2003, 2:54 am

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/10/2003, 5:48 am

One-Eye wrote::mad:

You know it's true.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/10/2003, 10:20 am

Yeah, I've used Mac's before. One day, I had 20 minutes left before class started, and I just woke up in my girlfriend's dorm room. I still had a paper I had to type out, and her roomate had a Mac. So I sit down and I type the entire three pages in 15 minutes. Then I click on the Spell Check button. The computer froze. Then I tried to restart it, but I realized, you can't fucking alt-control-delete it. So I wake her roomate up, and she couldn't restart it! And she's used a fucking Mac her entire life! So I run to someone else's room, type my paper AGAIN and show up to class 10 minutes late. I've never touched one of those pieces of shit since then. The fucking end.

wanan · Post by **wanan** » 9/10/2003, 10:47 am

I have an iMac and I can't remember the last time it froze on me. I admit it happens on occasion, but not very often. (Keep in mind my computer is only about a year old).

Oh, and if it does freeze, there's a button on the side panel with all the ports you push and it restarts.

I grew up using Macs, my school had Macs, and my Dad is a Mac addict, so there's no way I'd ever buy a PC.

I :love:

Macs

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 9/10/2003, 11:21 am

Yes, you tell me this now, but that information would have been useful A YEAR AGO. Maybe Mac should look into computers that won't shit on you if you want to use a spell check, listen to music, or even TURN IT ON. :lol:

God, they're such pieces of shit. I don't know how I would handle owning one of those. I'd break it within a month. I would throw the piece of shit off of my roof, just to see it fall apart and break. Then I would grab a bat and go Office Space on it. Then I would collect the pieces, soak them in gasoline, and set it on fire. Then I would piss on the flames to put the fire out, just to piss on the ashes of a Mac.

I AM ME · Post by **I AM ME** » 9/10/2003, 11:57 am

hmmmm judging from alans post i'd say he might be slight problem with Macs. For no apparent reason i thought of this unrelated Family Guy quote

Death: oh no no, it's my fault, i appologize, i just assumed you were going to make it with cocoa........................not crap

Axtech · Post by **Axtech** » 9/10/2003, 12:36 pm

Macs are for people who don't understand the workings of a computer and want an OS that won't let them do anything that might negatively affect it.

Hell, it does enough negative stuff on its own. :lol:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 9/11/2003, 4:48 am

Not true whatsoever. I started using PCs. Sure they're great too and have a lot of major advantages in some areas, but so do macs, like I stated about the Film industy, as far as digital editing, and production go.