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- happening fish
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- CluMsyNavEed
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I find taking a crap to be relaxing.... So thats why I don't mind taking my time 

What I felt before was wrong, I told myself all along, these familiar feelings take away the pain. And with this reason to rebel, I told you how I felt, you turned and sighed and said you couldn't feel a thing for me. And I lost another wish in all of this.
- CluMsyNavEed
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Personally, I love it when I'm sooooooo freaking bloated, that I literally paint the toilet brown.
It's so relaxing......imagine me taking a shit sorta like Harry on Dumb 'n Dumber, that feels freakin fantastic.
It's one of the best feelings in the world

What I felt before was wrong, I told myself all along, these familiar feelings take away the pain. And with this reason to rebel, I told you how I felt, you turned and sighed and said you couldn't feel a thing for me. And I lost another wish in all of this.
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Neil down and obey.. wrote:Personally, I love it when I'm sooooooo freaking bloated, that I literally paint the toilet brown.
It's so relaxing......imagine me taking a shit sorta like Harry on Dumb 'n Dumber, that feels freakin fantastic.
my brother takes craps like that all the time...damn, then you walk into the bathroom and it smells like jesus!

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Why am I still reading this thread?

~Emily
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[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]

[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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Good Job, Johnathan...i guess...
And Lando, why do u want women to answer this question so much?
~Emily
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[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]

[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
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Oh, okay, I see now but still. I dont wanna say. 

~Emily
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]

[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
[glow=#6400ff]"Are you going to the grave with unlived lives in your veins?[/glow]

[glow=#0000ff] "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." [/glow]
- CluMsyNavEed
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I took a good 15 minute shit this morning. At first the toliet couldn't handle it. I flushed the first time and I was like " Damn it's gonna cloge", but about 10 seconds after the flush had started it finally sucked it down.... I swear I probably lost 10 pounds this morning 

What I felt before was wrong, I told myself all along, these familiar feelings take away the pain. And with this reason to rebel, I told you how I felt, you turned and sighed and said you couldn't feel a thing for me. And I lost another wish in all of this.
*satelite comes out of cartman's ass*"uh...oh man, you know that feeling when you take a huge dump......AWSOME!"
*satelite goes back into cartman's ass* "you know that feeling that you get when that huge dump you took shoots back into your ass.....no i'm not alright!"
oh man.
i like letting it all drain out too. because you have other things to do, like pick up chicks.
*satelite goes back into cartman's ass* "you know that feeling that you get when that huge dump you took shoots back into your ass.....no i'm not alright!"


i like letting it all drain out too. because you have other things to do, like pick up chicks.

Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Re: HEY!! do you like to...
it shouldn't take half an hour!
my grandma always said drink prune juice!

my grandma always said drink prune juice!


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Well, it's mostly you and mostly me and a tired gun that's not empty
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Well, it's mostly you and mostly me and a tired gun that's not empty
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