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I don't remember the exact words, but...

Smithers: I'll kick that old geezer in his *yells* bony old behind! *echos "bony old behind, bony old behind..."

*scene changes to Homer and Mr.Burns hiking*

*Mr.Burns hears the echo of "bony old behind!"*

Burns: Why, thank you Simpson, I have been working out...



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Homer: "Stupid, sexy Flanders."

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Bart: You mean its not me noggon, its me peepers?!

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Homber: Ahh!!! Cobras!!
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bart: "homer.. no offense or anything but your half-assed underparenting was better than your half-assed overparentig

homer: "but im using my whole ass :("
go fuck yourself.
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Bart *rocking back and forth*: Can't sleep, clown will eat me. Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
~Emily

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Post by Sonya »

Inspired by tonight's episode on the Comedy Channel ---


*Homer singing to the tune of 'The Flintstones' theme*:

"Simpson. Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history...! from the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...!!!"

:lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen: :lol:
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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Marge: How much is this aspirin?
Apu: $23.99
Marge: 23.99!?!
Apu: I lowered the price because an escaped mental patient tampered with the bottle.
~Emily

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Post by wanan »

The Simpsons= :drool:

There are so many hilarious episodes. The one where Homer gets addicted to medical marijuana, and the tomaco episode are :lol:

One of the most hilarious is the Planet of the Apes musical:

(singing)"I hate every chimp I see,
from chimpan-a to chimpan-z.
Oh you'll never make a monkey out of me"

(Statue of Liberty rises)

O my! I was wrong!
It was Earth, all along!
You've finally made a monkey,

Apes: Yes we've finally made a monkey,

Troy: Yes you've

& Apes: finally made a monkey out of me!

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!"


"Internet. Is that thing still around"-Homer
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Homer: We need a name that's cutting edge. Like Cut Co. Slash Com. Inter-Slice.
hating thunder bay since 2003
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Ralph: Oh look daddy! A whale egg!
~Emily

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Man: Give her these. *hands two pills* Then these. *two more pills* Then these. *hands whole pile of pills*
Selma: Oh thank you doctor.
Man: Oh, I'm not a doctor.

Hans Moleman: Alcohol ruined my life. I'm thirty eight years old!
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Haha! That pill one was just on.

Ooh, here's one...

Lisa: We're the MTV generation. We don't have highs or lows.
Homer: What's that like?
Lisa: Meh.
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Marge: Compuglobalhypermeganet


Let me spell it out for the kids.

Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net
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Post by Sonya »

This morning I woke up at 4:30 singing this song... it was kinda weird.


Lisa and Grandma Simpson singing:
"How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?"

Homer:
"Twelve!"

Lisa:
"No, dad, it's a rhetorical question."

Homer:
"Rhetorical, eh...? Seven!"
"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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And another one of my personal favourites...

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"if the nuremberg trials were applied to us foreign policy, every us president since 1945 would have been hanged." noam chomsky.

...and this is me hanging on / i'd burn our initials in the sun if it would shine / anxiety chokes me like razor wire / if hate's in your heart man, you'll take what you're given / wake up / i'm not the only one / it's never goodbye / go ahead and play dead / if everyone's a casualty, then take your time, there ain't no trouble / these wounds they will not heal / ambition can be a tricky thing / what the hell do i know about rape anyway? / this is not what i hoped for / ain't it so weird how it makes you a weapon / who will be there to tell me how stupid i am? / those living for death will die by their own hand / and it's me that I am spying on / pick up the pieces and live with the stars / hurry up and wait / things have never been so swell / they're always the ones who slowly drift / be great / ...and this is my world.
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Post by saman »

Bart:
Lisa, her teeth are big and green.
Lisa, she smells like gasoline.
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Homer: Got your nose!
Younger Bart: Got your wallet!
*runs over and flushes it down the toliet*
Homer: D'oh!

*later on, Bart still at the toliet*
Bart: Bye bye keys!
~Emily

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*Bart naked, swinging around on clothesline*
Bart: Wee! Wee! Wee!
Homer: I'm sure he'll get tired soon.
*later that night*
Bart: Wee! Wee! Wee!
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Marge: I have some good news Homer. There's going to be twice as much love in this house.
Homer: Were gonna start doing it in the mornings now?
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Ralph: "...and I want a pony..."
Hosey the Bear: "But you're not going to start any fires, right?"
Ralph: "At my house, we call them uh-ohs!"
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Mayor's Bodyguard: Sir, there's an angry mob here to see you.
Quimby: Do they have an appointment?
Bodyguard: Yes, in fact they do.
Skinner: I phoned ahead!
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