the worst part is that I had to wait for someone to come along and buy a paper. THEN I had to convince them that it was my wallet. As I have good luck, the nastiest, meanest, analist old lady came and got a paper next. The Hag. She didn't believe that it was mine and said that I was up to now good!!She was gonna call the law and she did.!! That miserable old Git!!! So I had to wait for the police to come. They cleared it up. Thank goodness
Absent Minded Guitarist wrote:the worst part is that I had to wait for someone to come along and buy a paper. THEN I had to convince them that it was my wallet. As I have good luck, the nastiest, meanest, analist old lady came and got a paper next. The Hag. She didn't believe that it was mine and said that I was up to now good!!She was gonna call the law and she did.!! That miserable old Git!!! So I had to wait for the police to come. They cleared it up. Thank goodness
Old people suck
Dude, why didn't you just say, "Hey, my license is in there. Take it out and look at the picture. It's me. My name is Jonathan (last name here) and my birthday is (birthday here)." It makes sense.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
when i'm old, wrinkly, and dirty i'm gonna hit on every other old lady i see. and maybe a few 20somethings.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
Wow. That story just screams "Dumb and Dumber" at me. No offense meant.
Me too! That is exactly what I was thinking. Sigh Jonathan...you need a chaperone
Crappy, I have to go to the denist today! But, I can finally start using my Crest white strips after that. Anyone here use em before? Do they make your teeth ultra sensitive?
Yes. They ruin the strength of your enamel. All of that whitening shit does, especially the stuff the dentist uses cause it's more powerful. My mommy's a dental hygienist
Robbo: The price is WRONG, bitch!
awkward is the new cool
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