I work for AT&T and a lot of people call in saying they dropped their phone in the toilet, or they ran it over with their car or when they went on vacation they dropped it in the lake. If you're accident prone get the insurance for your phone.
I went mini-putting in Niagara Falls tonight. I won, but i didn't do very well, oh well, not that it matters anyways
I can't wait until the day schools are over-funded and the military is forced to hold bake sales to buy planes.
"It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about"
xonodoubt69 wrote:I saw a guy get teabagged before.It was funny.
Yeah, I have that topped. I whipped my dick out and put it on a guy's shoulder once. He didn't realize for the longest time because he was playing some video game. The look of horror on his face was priceless. It honestly made my year.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
Last night, it was so embarrassing.. I was at work (I'm a hostess at an Italian restaurant for people who don't know), and I was getting out a headset to wear (on Friday and Saturday nights it can get busy, so it's an easier way to contact the busboys and managers). And so I was telling this other hostess this funny story about how my manager and this busboy were arguing over the headsets.. and I was kinda making fun of both of them.. and suddenly my manager comes over and was like, "I was arguing with who?" and I guess when I turned my headset on, it was on this mode where everyone can hear everything you're saying even if you're not pushing the button.. so everyone, including my manager, heard everything I was saying..
xonodoubt69 wrote:I saw a guy get teabagged before.It was funny.
Yeah, I have that topped. I whipped my dick out and put it on a guy's shoulder once. He didn't realize for the longest time because he was playing some video game. The look of horror on his face was priceless. It honestly made my year.