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So..Yeah.. I'm a really big Simpsons fan, and I'm just wondering if there are any other really big Simpsons fans here, and what would be your favourite Simpsons moment/s?

A few of my favourites are: when Snake is robbing the Kwik-E-Mart, Apu hits the alarm button and then you hear SILENT ALARM ACTIVATED!!!

When Sidewshow Bob is out to kill Bart, they stay on the houseboat. When Bart's going to bed, Homer rushes in with a butcher knife and yells "BARTDOYOUWANTABROWNIEBEFOREYOUGOTOBED!?!?" And then he runs in again with the chainsaw, "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!??!"


.... I am... So bored right now... :uh:
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Simpons are losing their touch :uh:
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:lol:

Simpsons = greatest thing ever


Golfer: Use an open faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm.... open-faced club-sandwedge. :drool:


...

Homer: I need something to wash this aweful stuff down with.
Guy: I have mountain dew and squid juice.
Homer: Eww! Oh. Eww. Yuck. Oh god! Eww... I'll take the squid juice.


and about a thousand others.
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Carl: So Lenny.. Sendin' some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it!
Carl: I'll probably send some tomorrow.
Lenny: I hear that!
*high five*
*silence*
*Lenny and Carl walk away.*

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Mob guy: The what do I tell the doctor?
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Alternatly Tuned wrote:Simpons are losing their touch :uh:


Definately. The really new ones tend to suck. They've got some good moments, but it's mostly crap.

OH! Here's some good ones from one of the newer episodes.

Woman: I'm a representative from Viagragay. It's a drug for bald, impotent men. Would you like to be our spokesperson?
Homer: Well, I am bald and important!

Commercial for Viagragay: May cause loss of scalp and penis.
Homer: What'd he say about my scalp?
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Homer: That's Lenny?!? I wanted the black one!

Homer: What the hell are you two doing?
Lisa: Practicing tennis.
Homer: THAT's tennis?!? What's the one where the chicks wail on each other?
Bart: Foxy Boxing?
Homer: Yes! THAT's what I wanted!
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Lenny: Ow! My eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
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Axtech wrote:
Alternatly Tuned wrote:Simpons are losing their touch :uh:


Definately. The really new ones tend to suck. They've got some good moments, but it's mostly crap.


Yeah, I mean the new episodes still bring a smile to my face but, Its been a long time since I laughed at the show.

The best Homer moment was when he was electrocuting himself :lol:
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:lol:

Homer: Hey Lenny, you want to leave town with me and never come back?
Lenny: Sure!
*they leave*
Carl (comes out of the bathroom): Hey guys, did I miss anything?

Homer: I can't stand it. Everything here reminds me of Marge.
Lenny: You're telling me! We're coming up on Mount Carlmore. ... I carved that one wonderful summer.
Homer: What did Carl think?
Lenny: You know? It never came up.
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Grampa: We can't bust heads like we used to. But, we have out ways. One way is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry over to Shelbyville, I needed a new heel for my shoe. So I tied an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, we didn't have those fancy white onions. Only those big yellow ones. 'cause of the war. To take the ferry cost a nickel, and back then nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Gimme five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now, the important thing what that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time...
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marge: "homer theres someone here to help you"
homer: "batman?"
marge: "no a scientist"
homer: "batman's a scientist"
marge: "ITS NOT BATMAN!"


or

"now when people see wood, they'll think of trojan's"

or

"maybe its the beer talkin marge.. but you got a butt that wont quit.. they got these big chewy pretzels thereljkeafda.. beer.. $5?! get out of here"
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Axtech wrote::lol:

Simpsons = greatest thing ever


Golfer: Use an open faced club! A sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm.... open-faced club-sandwedge. :drool:


...

Homer: I need something to wash this aweful stuff down with.
Guy: I have mountain dew and squid juice.
Homer: Eww! Oh. Eww. Yuck. Oh god! Eww... I'll take the squid juice.


and about a thousand others.

Crab juice. And simpsons is goin downhill. Family guy now rules.
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Smithers: People see you as somewhat of an ogre, sir

Burns: I oughta club them and eat their bones!
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Marge says something about "nu-cu-lar" and "foil-age", but I forget the exact quote. :)

Homer (using computer, reads): Press any key. Where's the Any key?!? Ooh, Tab! (a few min. later) Where's my Tab? :lol:
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ihatethunderbay wrote:When Sidewshow Bob is out to kill Bart, they stay on the houseboat. When Bart's going to bed, Homer rushes in with a butcher knife and yells "BARTDOYOUWANTABROWNIEBEFOREYOUGOTOBED!?!?" And then he runs in again with the chainsaw, "BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!??!"


HAHA I love that Simpsons episode!

I love the one where Bart is on the Subway in New York and try to get money.

Bart: People, people please can i have you attention. Unlike most people I was born without taste buds. Let me demonstrate
*Bart licks subway pole*
*is disgusted*
Bart: Thank you for your time...
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The Simpsons are having dinner at the old farm

Marge: More tumbleweed, Lisa?

Lisa: No thankth, I'm thtill thinithing my thithles.

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Sideshow Bob and Bart are flying kamikaze in the Wright Brothers' plane.

Bart: Krusty! Look out!

Krusty jumps out the window...
And waits...
Lights a cigarette...

Krusty: What's the freakin' hold up?
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Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-T.

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Bart: Do you have my dog?
Groundskeeper Willy: No, I ate him.
Bart: *gasp*
Willy: That's right, I ate him. I ate the way he was always barking.
Bart: oh, you mean you hate him? I understand.
*Bart goes to leave*
Willy: I also ate the mess he left on my floor.

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Moe: But you gotta give me back my floor! The customers are walking around on the pipes!

Repo Man: You don't get your floor back until you pay your bills.

Moe: But I don't want to.

..............

Rex Banner: I'll get you some day, Beer Baron.

Homer (from a distance): No you won't!

Rex: Yes.. I will.

Homer: ..Won't!
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Ralph: Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies...and i saw one of the babies and one of them looked at me...
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