your name in teen lingo

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 7/18/2003, 11:03 am

Oh God, I had to post this.

Penis
n. a club which the speaker wants to shout at.
"I'm gonna shout at your penis, dude."

Or how about:

Anus
interj. a statement of strong disagreement.
"Frank, can I play with your gun?" "Anus!"

And:

tits
interj. informal apology.
"That was your car I tried to hate? Tits, Jackie."

Why am I having so much fun with this?

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 7/18/2003, 11:07 am

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adj. owning a DJ.
"Don't, Frank, he ain't opmzdrfdfsaglkj."

starvingeyes · Post by **starvingeyes** » 7/18/2003, 11:07 am

;'0
n. a person with more than one club.
"Want to borrow that ;'0, Billy?"

mosaik · Post by **mosaik** » 7/18/2003, 11:26 am

cock
n. an expensive policeman.
"Buddy! Gimme a cock!"

bovine · Post by **bovine** » 7/18/2003, 11:45 am

umm...getting back to actual names :roll:

troy
v. to kiss something in a beautiful fashion.
"Mind you don't troy, boy."

:wtf:

Corey · Post by **Corey** » 7/19/2003, 1:03 pm

Corey
interj. phrase suggesting that someone dance with something.
"Brian - Corey!"