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Post by Dr. Hobo »

conventional thinking says that yes
but the human body and the medicine has developed in leaps and bounds..
there is no way to truly say that

altho i do think he wont be able to myself
go fuck yourself.
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Goddamit. I'm not going to be able to uncross my legs for the next week. Thanks.
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joe_canadian wrote:I'd wager that his penis acting as a runway for newlyborn insects is going to do some damage to his performance. :roll:


maybe it'll enhance his preformance......ewww, that was rather cochino on my part. :oops:
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Post by sandsleeper »

but that's the weird thing... they're not newborn, they're fully grown, past the maggot stage!

how bizarre. to say the least.
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OMG! That's fucking sick! I don't think you girls quite understad the extent of disturbance us guys are feeling. Hmmm good luck scoring with any chicks now buddy......"oh yeah by the way flies come out of my penis every now and then, so don't be alarmed"
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yuck :neutral:
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hey we have babies pop out of there. that's freaky enough when you think about it. and painful as hell too. or so i hear.
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i don't know a baby isn't a small hair insect with wings and big gross eyes and antana's..................well at least mine won't be
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"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

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I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

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Unless you give birth to Jeff Goldblum.
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then again, it's natural for girls to have babies. not for guys to give birth to flies.
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Post by Solidarity 9-6347 »

happeninfish wrote:Oh god that's so funny :lol:

i thought i was the only one to find it funny :lol:

that guy wont be jacking off for a long time, he'll be too afraid of what might come out :lol:
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:neutral: poor boy
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"The white dove is gone, the one world has come down hard, so why not share the pain of our problems, when all around are wrong ways, when all around is hurt, i'll roll up in an odd shape and wait, untill the tide has turned.....with anger, i'm dead weight, i'm anchored"- IME, God Rocket (Into the Heart of Las Vegas) ^ Some say this song is about a terrorists thoughts before 911

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"But it's alright, take the world and make it yours again" Matt Good

I felt it in the wind, and i saw it in the sky, i thought it was the end, i thought it was the 4th of July.

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Post by Axtech »

Yeah, that's not funny at all. :neutral:

I mean, somewhere in his body there are bugs growing, and they're leaving through his penis. That's not funny. That's disturbing. Not only is it obviously damaging him physically, he'll probably be mentally scarred for the rest of his life. :neutral:
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*pukes*

*cleans up floor*

I've heard of bugs invading sores on people's skin but never in the aforementioned area. :(
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Post by joe_canadian »

:freak:

I'm going to go vomit and cry now.
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oh man, that really makes me want to cry.
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i'm gonna have nightmares for weeks :neutral:
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I wanna go to this hospital just to witness the first person to shit out living ferrets.
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Post by Narbus »

Really? I wanna go to this hospital with a young priest, an old priest, and some industrial strength Holy Water. But that's just me.
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