to your pants
wait until the summer is over and do it your self it doesn't hurt, I would know
Dear Bethany and friends:
dear friends and bethany, 
i'm going to this hurricane party like tomorrow night, and this chick wants to go with me, but she's got a dude friend, that she can't really stand, and wants to break up with and what not. of course if i go with this chick everyone's gonna be like "dude, your here with that dude's chick....he's gonna kick your ass. (unlikely) but yeah it's kind of a problem or something, cause you know it's a hurricane, i mean it's a special event, i don't want to ruin it by having to deal with this guy talkin his shit and trying misserably to kick my ass. so.....what gives?
Reno in the path of the eye.
i'm going to this hurricane party like tomorrow night, and this chick wants to go with me, but she's got a dude friend, that she can't really stand, and wants to break up with and what not. of course if i go with this chick everyone's gonna be like "dude, your here with that dude's chick....he's gonna kick your ass. (unlikely) but yeah it's kind of a problem or something, cause you know it's a hurricane, i mean it's a special event, i don't want to ruin it by having to deal with this guy talkin his shit and trying misserably to kick my ass. so.....what gives?
Reno in the path of the eye.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Though I'm not a part of the BAA, I'll put in my two cents... Judging by your football picture, this guy shouldn't be much of a problem.
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Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
Every now and then I fall out into open air just to feel the wind, rain and everything.
And though the hum and sway gets me down, I'll find the way to peace and openness.
"Robbo" - © Alex (happeningfish)...^5 ^5 v v
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Mr. Bojangles wrote:dear friends and bethany,
i'm going to this hurricane party like tomorrow night, and this chick wants to go with me, but she's got a dude friend, that she can't really stand, and wants to break up with and what not. of course if i go with this chick everyone's gonna be like "dude, your here with that dude's chick....he's gonna kick your ass. (unlikely) but yeah it's kind of a problem or something, cause you know it's a hurricane, i mean it's a special event, i don't want to ruin it by having to deal with this guy talkin his shit and trying misserably to kick my ass. so.....what gives?
Reno in the path of the eye.
Dear Reno's Eye Path,
That is some situation you got yourself into. The way I see it is, you should not only go with the girl, you should be prepared to do stuff with the girl. That way, if there's anything wrong with her, like a third nipple or that she's tucking something special between her legs, you find out right away, and you can vomit and leave. So for you to not hook it up with her penis-carrying body would be just ignorant. You got's to take what's offered man.
~Alan
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
in other words, go for it, tap that ass unless there's a penis or third nipple on her body. got it. 
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.
Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Josh wrote:Now on to a nother problem,
THERE IS SOMEONE AT SCHOOL THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE BETHANY, but not as hott
Is this a question for me to answer? I am completely perplexed with this one. I mean, Josh says this is a problem, yet I have no idea what to answer this with? I mean, I suppose it's alright for the girl to look like Bethany, but wow. Josh, never skip your English classes ever again. You need all the help you can get.
I faced death. I went in with my arms swinging. But I heard my own breath and had to face that I'm still living. I'm still flesh. I hold on to awful feelings. I'm not dead... My chest still draws breath. I hold it. I'm buoyant. There's no end.
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Dear Josh
I don't know if I should be flattered or shocked.
On one hand, you said I was hot. thanks.
On the other hand, the girl you said looked like me is in high school.
I am a 19 year old 3rd year college student.
so yeah.
um. thanks.
if you like the girl, walk up to her and be like, "dude, you look like this one girl i know..but she lives in michigan and is 19 years old"
and she'll be all flattered that she looks mature and shit
or she'll think you're stalking her...
umm...
you decide what you want to do.
Lots of Bethany lovin' goodness
-Bethany
I don't know if I should be flattered or shocked.
On one hand, you said I was hot. thanks.
On the other hand, the girl you said looked like me is in high school.
I am a 19 year old 3rd year college student.
so yeah.
um. thanks.
if you like the girl, walk up to her and be like, "dude, you look like this one girl i know..but she lives in michigan and is 19 years old"
and she'll be all flattered that she looks mature and shit
or she'll think you're stalking her...
umm...
you decide what you want to do.
Lots of Bethany lovin' goodness
-Bethany
HARDCORE!!!
OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?
I <3 my HLP!!!!!
OMG. I can't believe I din't think fo you
until now because when I think on
a scale of one to ten you're like YWELVE.
No, seriously?
I <3 my HLP!!!!!
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