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I shot Jennifer Love Hewitt, shagged Charlie Chaplin (i like the silent ones in bed....), and married Andy Richter.
"I wrote on my palm before I went to have it read to see if she would read that too."- Mitch Hedberg
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*tapes his mouth shout*
we are the brand new beatniks. we are the down and outers.
we are the bleeding hearts, beating syncopated, broken rhythm.
our speed is often break neck. we need to slow it down.
tired of being sleepless. tired of being broken.

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married buffy, shagged nicole kidman, shot neve campbell
"Sh*t, id be f*ckin' scared if us were opening for...us"
-Dave Grohl on why the Red Hot Chili Peppers only let the Foos play a 45 minute set when they toured together

"baby, i wish you were my baby,
ill make u make a baby,
let's make electric power,
in fear u should not cower,
cuz girl i will protect u,
i promise not to sex u,
and IiiiiIiiiiIiiiiiiIiiiiiIiiiiii...." - Dudez a Plenti

"all by myself
cause I don’t want to drag you down, hold you down
cause you’re a friend
i blame myself
i guess you think it’s funny now, funny now
it's such a shame..."
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I am still awesome.........................................................................................seriously.
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You shot Clark Kent! You shagged Natalie Portman! You married Bob Vila!
^ fuck em he's superman he'll live ^ cause she's hot ^ cause i want a kick ass home, then....BAM divorce, running off with Portman.
Whenever death may surprise us,
let it be welcome
if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
and another hand reaches out to take up our arms.

Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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You shagged The women of Friends! You married The cast of Monty Python! You shot Natasha!
^ foursome ................................... ^ hillarity ......................................... ^ who? :lol:
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You shagged Mandy Moore! You married Jessica Simpson! You shot Sarah Jessica Parker!
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You shagged Nicole Kidman! You shagged Drew Barrymore! You shagged Jennifer Lopez!
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Marry: The Magic Carpet :nod:
Shoot: David Hasselhoff... that picture's going to give me nightmares :neutral:
Shag: Bananas in Pajamas, those are some hot Pajamas
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Shot - Ayn Rand
Shag - Jennifer Love Hewitt
Marry - Reese Witherspoon (is this freakin FATE or what!?!?!?!?)
Hatred is gained as much by good works as by evil. - Niccoló Machiavelli
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:lol:

Rob: Natasha is from Rocky and Bullwinkle
!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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Oh! That's who it was!
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:nod:
!EMiLY!

sweet blasphemy my giving tree
it hasn't rained in years
i bring to you this sacrificial offering of virgin ears
leave it to me i remain free from all the comforts of home
and where that is i'm pleased as piss to say
i'll never really know
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I shot some old man that I've never heard of, I forget who now.
I shagged Bozo The Clown.
And I married the Seven Dwarfs. I think they must be fairly rich if they're digging for precious gems and stuff, no?
++ Sarah ++

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You shot Barry Manilow! <who wouldn't
You shagged Legolas! < :drool:
You married Bullwinkle the Moose! < he seems like a good provider
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Axtech wrote:You shagged Nicole Kidman! You shagged Drew Barrymore! You shagged Jennifer Lopez!


You so cheated. :mad:
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xonodoubt69 wrote:You shot Barry Manilow! <who wouldn't
You shagged Legolas! < :drool:
You married Bullwinkle the Moose! < he seems like a good provider


:lol:

Am I the only one who notices the disturbing physical and vocal similarities between Barry Manilow and Clay Aiken of <i>American Idol</i>? Who wants to bet they've never been seen together, either?

The horror.
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Daiye Spa wrote:
Axtech wrote:You shagged Nicole Kidman! You shagged Drew Barrymore! You shagged Jennifer Lopez!


You so cheated. :mad:


Nah!
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You shagged Rebecca Romjin Stamos! You married The cast of Monty Python! You shot Hermione Granger!
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You married Oscar the Grouch! You shot Ozzy Osbourne! You shagged Reese Witherspoon!

You married Bill Clinton! You shot Wanda Sykes! You shagged The Little Mermaid!

You shot Bruce Springsteen! You married Carrot Top! You shagged Sarah Jessica Parker!

You married The Rock! You shagged Kate Winslet! You shot Cher!

You shagged Alicia Keys! You married Courtney Cox Arquette! You shot The Sultan!

You married Adolf Hitler! You shot The cast of The View! You shagged Monica!

You shagged Jennifer Lopez! You shot Ben Stein! You married Gandalf the Grey!

You shagged Nicole Kidman! You shot Counsellor Troi! You married Austin Powers!

You married The Three Stooges! You shot Craig Kilborn! You shagged Dark Angel!

You married Man in Black! You shot Toni Braxton! You shagged An Ewok!
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Axtech wrote:You married Adolf Hitler! You shot The cast of The View! You shagged Monica!


Seriously, I'd rather marry Hitler than the cast of The View.
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