5 people you wouldn't sleep with if your life depended on it

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/1/2003, 4:42 am

Lando wrote:
areusad831 wrote:i would so bang alf

Ya no kidding! WHO WOULDN'T!!!! Psychos, that's who. Well, psychos and the guy from Fraggle Rock... If he did, I think the others would become insanely jealous. Possibly insanely jealous enough to commit such acts as murder or crushing someone with a rock. Maybe even a fraggle rock. No, I didn't say FRAGILE rock. You're not going to die if the rock shatters into tons of pieces. Unless the pieces are sharp and cut you deeply until you bleed to death. And if you don't bleed you death, the pieces would at least pierce your soul because you betrayed your very own Fraggle Rock Friends and now you can never look them in the eye again. The guilt would be too much to bear. For shame old man! For shame...

touché

Okay seriously now, my 5 are.

1)Al
2)Gimme_Shelter
3)Axtech
4)Ernest Borgnine
5)Curtman

It was tough, I didn't want to put Curtman on there.

I chose these 5 because well.... I'm not gay.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/1/2003, 10:53 am

But what about Charlie Manson? Are you saying you'd rather have stoopid wicked wild man love with <i>him</i> than Rob or Curt?

And I don't think Al qualifies as either male or female. Al is a benign presence.

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/1/2003, 10:55 am

I could only pick 5... Charlie is still a guy and he's not going to be an exception.

Oh, but Al's a guy, you can trust me on that one! 8-)

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/1/2003, 11:00 am

Sounds like you know quite a bit about Al's gender for someone who "isn't gay"...

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/1/2003, 11:03 am

What are you talking about? I saw his birth certificate when we worked together smuggling illegal immigrants into the country. We used Al's original Birth Certificate to make fakes for all the immigrants.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/1/2003, 12:20 pm

See, now, I know that's a lie, because who in their right mind would want to be smuggled into Canada...?

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/1/2003, 12:47 pm

I didn't say it was Canada!! Al lives in St. Louis!

Plus this was back in the days where we travelled from continent to continent stealing from the rich who listened to Cher.

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/1/2003, 12:52 pm

Are you insinuating that you dislike the pop sensation of all time, CHER?!

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 7/1/2003, 12:54 pm

Lando wrote:
Lando wrote:
areusad831 wrote:i would so bang alf

Ya no kidding! WHO WOULDN'T!!!! Psychos, that's who. Well, psychos and the guy from Fraggle Rock... If he did, I think the others would become insanely jealous. Possibly insanely jealous enough to commit such acts as murder or crushing someone with a rock. Maybe even a fraggle rock. No, I didn't say FRAGILE rock. You're not going to die if the rock shatters into tons of pieces. Unless the pieces are sharp and cut you deeply until you bleed to death. And if you don't bleed you death, the pieces would at least pierce your soul because you betrayed your very own Fraggle Rock Friends and now you can never look them in the eye again. The guilt would be too much to bear. For shame old man! For shame...

touché

Okay seriously now, my 5 are.

1)Al
2)Gimme_Shelter
3)Axtech
4)Ernest Borgnine
5)Curtman

It was tough, I didn't want to put Curtman on there.

I chose these 5 because well.... I'm not gay.

Does that mean you'll have sex with any girl?!?!

haha

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/1/2003, 12:59 pm

Yeah, even Rosie O'Donnell?!

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/1/2003, 1:38 pm

If The Price is right! ya.

And no, my answer does not have any ties to the tv show The Price is Right or the tv show Family Ties.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 7/1/2003, 3:54 pm

Only one person i would never fuck

Martha Stewart

areusad831 · Post by **areusad831** » 7/1/2003, 4:09 pm

dude she can bake some sweet ass cookies and clean your house in return.

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 7/1/2003, 6:38 pm

But she is more evil than the devil

Gimme_Shelter · Post by **Gimme_Shelter** » 7/1/2003, 8:51 pm

i thought everyone wanted to sleep with me

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/2/2003, 5:37 am

I'm the only exception

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/2/2003, 11:36 am

Gimme_Shelter = :drool:

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 7/2/2003, 12:39 pm

1) LANDO
2) orLANDO jones
3) LANDO calrissian
4) Sir LANDOcelot
5) Michael LANDOn

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 7/2/2003, 2:00 pm

What about orLANDO bloom?

emily · Post by **emily** » 7/2/2003, 2:03 pm

Lando Calrissian!!!