5 people you wouldn't sleep with if your life depended on it

Penguin Josh · Post by **Penguin Josh** » 6/29/2003, 8:18 pm

I slepted with a teddy bear once so I think a pupet is posible

areusad831 · Post by **areusad831** » 6/29/2003, 8:38 pm

i would so bang alf :drool:

nelison · Post by **nelison** » 6/29/2003, 8:43 pm

If I were Bethany I'd be very scared right now...

superboots · Post by **superboots** » 6/29/2003, 8:53 pm

Rob just said that he's gonna invite alf for some threesome action..... :wtf:

should I be scared????????????

*runs away*

:lol:

Johnny · Post by **Johnny** » 6/29/2003, 8:56 pm

Missy Piggy :drool:

dashboard_si · Post by **dashboard_si** » 6/29/2003, 10:05 pm

Five people I would NOT bang:

1.Justin Timberlike....he just gets on my nerves
2.Kid Rock...he's egocentric
3.um...
4.um...
5.um...

Eek...I guess thats only two. Oh well...

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 6/29/2003, 10:12 pm

Gimli...LMAO

Candy-coated Fake · Post by **Candy-coated Fake** » 6/29/2003, 10:36 pm

Here's my list of people I wouldn't sleep with. I bet they wouldn't want to sleep with me either. That's the price you pay when you look like me. :cry:

Hmmm...let's see:

1. Eminem...he's so fucking fake.
2. Any of the Good Charlotte guys.
3. Shawn Desman
4. Enrique Iglecius (I don't know how to spell it...lol)
5. Nick Carter. I don't like guys who pretend to play guitar in their music videos. Bastard.

Ugh...now i can't stop thinking of these losers. Must...think...of...Raine...

Mmm...that's better. :drool:

xoNoDoubt69 · Post by **xoNoDoubt69** » 6/29/2003, 11:41 pm

1.Michael Jackson
2.Eminem
3.50 cent
4.George Bush
5.Fred Durst

understandablehorror · Post by **understandablehorror** » 6/30/2003, 12:05 am

1. a lady walking down the street at this very moment
2. the taco bell dog
3. goldie hawn
4. the person who invented the lawnmower
5. bif naked

by the way i would bang roseanne in a second, just to hear that moan

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 6/30/2003, 12:08 am

EWWW, I agree on Enrique

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/30/2003, 5:56 am

areusad831 wrote:i would so bang alf

Ya no kidding! WHO WOULDN'T!!!! Psychos, that's who. Well, psychos and the guy from Fraggle Rock... If he did, I think the others would become insanely jealous. Possibly insanely jealous enough to commit such acts as murder or crushing someone with a rock. Maybe even a fraggle rock. No, I didn't say FRAGILE rock. You're not going to die if the rock shatters into tons of pieces. Unless the pieces are sharp and cut you deeply until you bleed to death. And if you don't bleed you death, the pieces would at least pierce your soul because you betrayed your very own Fraggle Rock Friends and now you can never look them in the eye again. The guilt would be too much to bear. For shame old man! For shame...

Lando · Post by **Lando** » 6/30/2003, 5:57 am

J-Neli wrote:Rosie O'Donnell
Rita McNeil
Callista Flockhart
Pamela Anderson
Tina Turner
Bette Midler

How could you put rita on your list. :neutral:

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 6/30/2003, 1:33 pm

SpclAgntCass wrote:anyone from the cast of Jackass

what?! not even Johnny Knoxville?!

One-Eye · Post by **One-Eye** » 6/30/2003, 1:46 pm

I would never bang Paul Reiser.

Sufjan Stevens · Post by **Sufjan Stevens** » 6/30/2003, 1:46 pm

1. Kelly Osbourne. I would take castration over sex with her.
2. Pam Anderson. I see no pleasure in a loose loose hole and fake boobs.
3. Britney Spears. Over-rated <clap clap clap clap clap> Over-rated.
4. Arissa from last season's Real World. She is the living dead. Yikes.
5. Shakira. Overrated and bothersome voice. I figure she would sound like a doggie in bed.

Henrietta · Post by **Henrietta** » 6/30/2003, 1:50 pm

I couldn't sleep with someone who does such disgusting things. EW!

Mechanical Thought · Post by **Mechanical Thought** » 6/30/2003, 1:56 pm

I guess that makes sense.

finding emo · Post by **finding emo** » 6/30/2003, 2:05 pm

1. Carson Daly- :roll:

He's gay.
2. Justin Timberlake :roll:

annoying as hell... must die...
3. the dudes from Good Charlotte :roll:

4. Freddie Prinze Jr. :roll:

annoying as hell and girls find him attractive?
5. Ashton Kutcher :roll:

He's not even that good of an actor, because that's HOW HE IS

emily · Post by **emily** » 6/30/2003, 2:10 pm

um, enough eye-rolling emoticons?

1. steve buscemi
2. dubya
3. eminem
4. kid rock
5. fat joe