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Why women find Ernest P. Worell so sexy.

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I just don't understand it, I mean I know Jim Varney was a handsome man, but what's with every woman's obsession with him?
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Who the hell is that?
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Daiye Spa wrote:Who the hell is that?


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oh wait i figured it out. Its the guy Jim Varney played!My favorite was Ernest goes to jail. Classic!
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And Ernest Scared Stupid! That was my favorite Jim Varney movie!
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ernest scared stupid sared the crap out of me. No lie, i was fricking terrified. I didnt sleep after that movie.

its pure evil to gear a horor movie towards kids. :neutral:
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I never ever ever saw any of those movies. :uh:
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women find him sexy? :freak:
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Post by Gimme_Shelter »

EVERYONE KNOWS I DID
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All the women do too, they just can't put it into words
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Gimme_Shelter wrote:EVERYONE KNOWS I DID


dude it's you! where the hell have you been? you were in the crapper taking a dump wern't you?
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His computer broke down for a while

The crapper works though.
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I have never seen any of the movies, and don't really want to.
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good, cause crappers are necessary. and they can be quite amusing.
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if our battle cry has reached even one receptive ear
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Nobody's gonna miss me, no tears will fall, no ones gonna weap, when i hit that road.
my boots are broken my brain is sore, fer keepin' up with thier little world, i got a heavy load.
gonna leave 'em all just like before, i'm big city bound, your always 17 in your hometown
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Post by megxyz128 »

i for one, do find ernest p. worrell ridiculously good-looking. i love ernest movies. :drool: ernest goes to jail, ernest saves christmas, ernest goes to camp ... i could go on. but yes, my favorite would also be ernest scared stupid, that's the only one i actually own. no really, i do.
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Ernest goes to camp was so awesome, It's the original!!
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Post by xoNoDoubt69 »

We have Ernest goes to Jail at my parents house. I can't count the times i've seen that movie.
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Post by Neil »

Ernest was a complete tool.....
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clumsy_congressman wrote:Ernest was a complete tool.....


That's why the ladies love him. He works.
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upsettting he died, i like the christmas one.
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