Well a few years I was starting 10th grade at a new school. So on my very first week there, I get sick, very sick. I was so sick that I could barely stand up. All I wanted to do is sleep.
So during my down time, I had to make frequent and sudden trips to the bathroom in the dead of night.. This was challenging. So one night, it was about 3:30 am and I woke up suddenely and was in the bathroom within seconds. I didnt even have time to fully awake myself and I wasnt paying attention to anything other than need to go #2.
So I get into the bathroom and I sit on the toilet but, thats when I feel something wierd on my tush. That helped me wake up more then I realized that my bum was cold. Thats when the lightbulb in my head turned on. I realized that I forgot to put the seat down. INstead of sitting on the seat I was sitting on the toilet rim. It was nothing until I tried to get up.
I couldnt't get off the toilet. I was like
and 
I tried some more and I couldnt get off. I was stuck to the shitter. So it took me a few minutes to realize what was wrong...........
...............you see when I sat down, my ample derrier created a ."vacuum" or "suction"( if those are the correct words) and I was stuck........good. So i tried pulling and twisting my way off but It wasnt working. So to free myself I used the toilet brush
to stick into the bowl to let air in.........
